CayonNS4Craziness III

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:wave: Good morning, good afternoon, good evening! I hope you are all having a wonderful week. This is CayonNS, candidate for the next Craziest Person of the South Pacific!

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Now I’m sure you’re wondering, why should Cayo be elected to be the Craziest Person? Let me explain what crazy things I have done recently! But first, I want you to do something really, REALLY important:

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What Crazy Things Has Cayo Done In The Past Three Months?

What Will Cayo Do If He Is Elected?

  • Hand out Benevitan Kitchen’s broccoli chocolate cakes to every citizen of the South Pacific
  • Invade @Andersmeda to take exactly one grain of sand before leaving
  • Attempt to rickroll more people
  • Place more military weapons on my hill to defend it from invaders
  • Host a Design Your Own Crazy Dessert Competition
  • Force @Konsa to eat three cakes
  • Throw melon-flavored ice cream blocks at @North
  • Gift a pair of Icecreamcakepie Shoes to every citizen of the South Pacific

In What Ways Is Cayo Better Than (Most Of The) Other Candidates?

  • Likes all three major desserts
  • Posts crazy things often
  • Is, err… cute. Please don’t harm me Mavenu I never said I was cuter

What Positions Has Cayo Held Before In The South Pacific?

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Everybody in the forums of the BEST Pacific may ask up to one hundred thousand questions for free, and three hundred thousand if you gift me a random common trading card!

Thanks a lot for reading! Hope you enjoy the rest of your day (or night, of course)! And don’t forget to click this a few times!

Be happy, and :hibiscus: Vote CayonNS for Craziest Person :hibiscus: !

#CayonNS4CrazinessIII

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Cayon we should rig this election

together😍

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Actually we don’t have sand in Andersmeda :face_exhaling:

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oH dOn’T wOrRy, I’lL mAkE sUrE tO tHrOw SoMe SaNd ThErE iF i Am ElEcTeD.

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While invading Andersmeda, could you plant a flag saying ‘Andersmeda sucks and Franz is the greatest’ in every city?

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Pretty interesting request, but sure! That would be a lot of fun :smiley:

Although I will add ‘probably’ before ‘the’…

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Who was the greatest American president between the time period 2021-2025?

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Hmm
Joe Biden (I guess)

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Vote #CayonNS4Craziness !!

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Is Disney the best thing and almighty theme park in the world?

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Spreading lies :broken_heart:

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It most definitely is

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Great question! Unfortunately I don’t remember going to any Disneylands (I think I have never been to any) so I’m not quite sure about that.

But I do like Disney animations.

I think I am gonna plant a flag saying
“Both Andersmeda and Franz are evil and Cayo is the best”

This is my campaign!

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One new crazy thing added to the crazy things I’ve done in the past three months section!

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Hello people, you might want to try out this random, totally not suspicious game that tests your luck:

The Game

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ban this nation

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There is no nation called ‘this’

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:slight_smile: did you try out the game?

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