Good morning, afternoon or evening depending on where you are! I hope you are all having a wonderful week. I am CayonNS, normally called Cayo. I am a citizen and a legislator of the South Pacific. Now here I am, as a candidate for the Craziest Person!
Now you might be wondering; what crazy things has Cayo done? Is he more crazy than the other candidates? And why should people vote for him instead of the others?
Crazy things Cayo has done
Shove people who try to steal my hill into cannons and send them flying
Operate several channels in the topic Change The Channel related to my alarm company, Most Efficient Alarm Tech (curious? Find the topic and read their descriptions yourself! They’re fun ).
Posted hundreds of emojis in one post to reply to a food order
Steal Volaworand’s hat
Made Tug of War XXI, where you can switch sides
Why Cayo Is Better Compared To Other Candidates
Proud Cakist, but also likes pies and ice cream.
Did many good stuff in the Change The Channel topic
Does not spread fake news unlike those… two
Peaceful, unless 1) he gets attacked first 2) is protecting his hill
Protects the rights of residents in the Constitution II
I am also the eighth most cheerful person here!
What Cayo will do if he is elected
Rebrand Most Efficient Alarm Tech
spread the idea of dessert equality to cake extremists, pie extremists and ice cream extremists of the South Pacific
Support anti-government movements in Andersmeda
Declare myself as cute
Chase evil hill-thieves away using more effective methods
Creatively rickroll people in the hall of spam
Return Volaworand’s hat
Everybody in the best pacific’s forums may ask up to one hundred thousand questions!
Thank you for reading! Remember, CayonNS for Craziness!!!#CayonNS4CrazinessII
Is it? Thanks! I drew it three months ago during the April 2025 craziest person election.
If you want, I’ll try drawing one for you even if you don’t vote for me. Actually, I had drawn a countryball of you when your profile picture was that F on an orange background.
Well, first of all, is it terrorism? Probably, but the reason why MEAT does those stuff in Andersmeda is to stop the Andersmedan government’s human right abusing actions. So a cake? Uh, unfortunately… no.
Calm down, calm down cake extremist… I still like cake the most. I didn’t say I support pieists, but, honestly, some pies are delicious.
Good question! I like sky blue, dark blue, purple and dark pink. Out of them, maybe… I don’t know, sky blue?
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…or did you?
