This is fake news, we don’t abuse human rights here, all Andersmedans have the right to worship their queen! Anyway, you certainly are crazy… it would be a fitting title 
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It would be a lot of fun if we had craziest person debates. No fake news allowed in my topic! All Andersmedans have the right to worship their queen? No, it is more like, the Andersmedan queen has the right to force all Andersmedans to worship her.
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Hello, it’s me, Cayo, candidate for Craziest Person of the South Pacific 
You might be wondering, ‘concession speech? But you ran for just a title, not an office!’. But well, it is fun, and I also have some stuff to say.
This was a fun election, with all those candidates and campaigns. Unfortunately my second attempt to be the South Pacific’s Craziest Person did not succeed. But out of all those candidates, I did manage to enter the final round along with Volaworand, and I think this means that I did pretty well. I hope this means that I am officially the Second Craziest Person around
. Thank you to the people who thought of me as the craziest out of all those candidates, including myself 
. Congratulations to @Volaworand! Have a, um… pie. 
And a cake. 
. Oh, of course, congratulations to Kringalia, our new Prime Minister 
You might have noticed, but I have edited my campaign several times. The original version had a part about what I’ll do if I am not elected. I had written something like ‘everything I’ll do if I am elected’. I later removed that part to avoid questions like ‘Why should people vote for you if you’ll do those actions no matter what the results are?’. You know what? I am keeping that original promise.
So prepare, @Andersmeda! Your evil regime will end soon! Prepare, evil hill thieves! Get ready spammers to be rickrolled! The returning Volaworand’s hat part was not part of my original list of things I’ll do, but well,
I’m not going to be a hat thief
I plan to run again three months later. Until then, I’ll do more crazy things. Oh right, I should rebrand Most Efficient Alarm Tech. It’ll be a lot of fun.
Thank you for reading and have a nice day or night!
The Cayon Democratic Republic of Altnavia / CayonNS
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Crazy ahhhh
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Just for the record, the regime in Andersmeda is not evil 
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That’s what the regime says
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Well of course, anything we say is what we say because when we say things they’ve been said!
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Yeah
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Lovely visual aid
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