Zhuang for Craziest!

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Zhuang for Craziest Player
“Because I don’t just post. I escalate.”

Hello fellow forum-goers,
I’m Zhuang, and I’m running to be our region’s official Craziest Player. Here’s the lowdown:

My Public Record of Pure Chaos

  • Former RMB Mayor who turned
    a silly race into a full-blown political spectacle.
  • Declared war and staged coups… on newcomers
  • Replied “Damn, my grandma plays NS now?” to a citizenship application—no regrets.
  • Mad
  • Played “Answer the Question” like the average Twitter poster.
  • Rated SingEmp’s flag 5/10 for being too “scawwy,”
  • Seriously asked Moderation if my “W is for Woke” draft would break the rules.
  • Has nuked the entire state of California at least 7 times.

Why You Should Vote Zhuang

  • I don’t just post on these forums—I live here.
  • I campaign like I’m running a sitcom bureaucracy.
  • My threads read like live TV broadcasts.
  • I turn casual threads into canonical events.
  • I ask questions… and then escalate the answers.

Steal These Slogans

  • “Vote Zhuang: Chaos Isn’t Just a Choice.
  • “I Escalate. Therefore I Am.”
  • “Your Candidate Posts. I Leave a Wake.”

:ballot_box_with_ballot: Vote Zhuang for Craziest Player! :ballot_box_with_ballot:

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I endorse you for craziest person because you’re crazy!!! (Like Dave)

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Dave is crazy ngl

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Oh yeah here is a link to my most insane quotes dispatch
https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=2670009

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Wakey wakey

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slaps you
Nein! SLEEP FOREVAH!

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Wrong answer

Slaps back

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New bio drop

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Freaky ah pf😂

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Bro that is literally me you are so mean >:(
/jk

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Oh sorry.

You look amazing :star_struck:

/Jk

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Yay!!!111!1!1!1

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The best looking person ive ever seen. I would frame your picture on my wall

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Duolingo has a goofy pfp maker (this is what it is from)

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Tbh I haven’t been on Duolingo since May…

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You are a lucky survivor

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Shh

Duo is in my house

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Looks like someone forgot to do their Spanish lessons

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Spanish or vanish.

Truly inspiring words right there

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So, I hope I have a few light-hearted questions.

  1. You proudly escalate every answer—do you have any limits or red lines you won’t cross in pursuit of chaos?
  2. How will you ensure that your antics remain entertaining and don’t alienate or overwhelm newer or quieter members?
  3. Hypothetically, if California were nuked an 8th time, what would differentiate this attempt from the prior seven?
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