CAMPAIGN SONG! (it isn’t related AT ALL, BAKA~!!!)
BAKA~! WHY DID YOU OPEN THIS!!! Starts shaking arms out of anger CLOSE. IT. NOW!!! slaps you lightly THATS WHAT YOU GET!!!
Anyways, to actually FOCUS what I want to be… pouts quietly
Me, the X-8 Research Center, I am the CRAZIEST person in The South Pacific. slaps you I AM NOT CRAZY!!! SHUT UP!!!
Anyways, I think I am the MOST suitable candidate out of all of these DUMB DUMBS which are NOTHING but DUMB DUMB LIARS!!! slaps all of them THAT’S WHAT YOU ALL GET!!! shakes arms I am the BEST out of ALL candidates. ALL OTHER ONES DESERVE TO BE points at a terribly scribbled word of “mental hospital” with one of those finger pointer thingamajigs THERE!!! THEY SHOULD BE THERE ALWAYS, NOT ME!!!
I will GUARANTEE that I will give EVERYONE in The South Pacific a region mandated DREAM (PETEA) partner! slaps you I DO NOT LIKE PETEA! I HATE HIM! SHUT UP! slaps you again, this time shaking my arms again very angrily FOCUS ON BETTER STUFF! ALSO IT DOESN’T INCLUDE ME, BAKA~!
pouts hmphh… Guess here is the next thing I will do… crosses arms and looks away
I-I-I will make ONLY ME the person to be ABLE TO PICK THE SONGS IN THE RADIO!!! THEY ALL SUCK!!! THEY ARE NOTHING BUT 30 YEAR OLD PLEASER STUFF!!! OR LIKE, VERY BAD STUFF! MY SONGS ARE WAY BETTER!!! HMPH!!! I WILL BE THE RADIO DJ!!! FOR ALL OF THE SOUTH PACIFIC!!!
IF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS LIKE THAT ONE GUY WHICH KEPT SAYING SUCK. YOU SUCK, POOPYISM!!! CAN I HOLD YOUR HAIR WHILE YOU SUCK TOO, THANKS!!! slaps Poopyism THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD REJECT EMBASSIES WITH THE REJECTED REALMS!!! slaps Poopyism and all of the candidates I HATE YOU ALL!!! REJECTED REALMS SPIES!!!
Waow… Petea is so p-p-pwetty…. I mean WHAT? NO, I DON’T LIKE PETEA AT ALL! slaps you I AM NOT A TSUNDERE TOO, MEANIE!!! kicks you in the belly MEANIE!!! kicks you again MEANIE!!! kicks you again MEANIE!!!
Anyways… I-I-I… will make m-m-myself… umm.. shakes and turns red craziest… p-p-person for l-life… if you guys don’t mind… NO I AM NOT A DERE! I AM NOT A TSUN TSUNDERE!!! I HAVE A JELLO HEART, AND I AM NOT THAT MEAN!!! slaps you W-w-wait I AM NOT BLUSHING!!! I was r-r-rushing.. and FORGOT SUNSCREEN!!! THAT’S WHY I AM RED! HMPHHHHHHHH!!!
Anyways…….. I will make it so, anyone who MISGENDERS me (I am a BOY!!! I AM MALE!!! I HAVE XY CHROMOSOMES!!!) gets put into the gallows, where he gets USED AS AMMO FOR A CANNON TO SHOOT DOWN RAIDERS INVADING THE SOUTH PACIFIC AND ITS GREAT OCCUPYING REGIONS!!! EUROPEIA AND THE NORTH PACIFIC SHALL BE RULED BY ME AND SHALL BE INTEGRATED INTO THE SOUTH PACIFIC!!! AS A PROTECTORATE!!! BECAUSE THE SOUTH PACIFIC IS THE GREATEST!!! GRRRRRRR!!! growls at TNP and Europeia
Also, by executive order of me, I WILL BECOME POLLMASTER FOR LIFE TOO!!! I WILL NEVER GIVE IT UP!!! pouts heavily its MINE! FOREVER!!! I WILL be a BENEVOLENT DICTATOR!!!
AND!!! ALL ONIONS WILL BE BANNED FROM TSP! THEY WILL BE EJECTED AT ALL COSTS!!! SAME AS PEARS AND KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!!! ALL OF THOSE YUCK STUFF WILL BE BANNED!!! BRING YOUR TASTELESS FOOD SOMEWHERE ELSE!!! slaps KFC, pears, onions, mustard, spinach, cabbages, leeks and more foods I HATE!!!
gasps for air a-anyway… I hope y-you vote f-for P-petea… I MEANT MYSELF!!! I HOPE YOU VOTE FOR ME!!! ANYWAYS!!! I h-hope… you vote for me… It would mean a lotttt to me… Please… pleasee…. please….. gets on my knees PLEASEEEEE shows puppy dog eyes PLEASE!!! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
