So? Why should you vote me? Well, I will explain that.
- I’m chill, mostly respectful.
- Because I’m Crazy!!
- I’d just be super duper with a cherry on top happy if I won!
- I like pie, cake, icecream, and cheesecake, I am quite literally non discriminating.
- I’m a polite person.
- I’m crazy, once again!!
I will also make you your own desserts!! You want ice cream mixed in a demonic ritual with pie to infuse it with hellish powers and tastes? I can do that. I will also perform my other duties, every so often, (I have a lot of stuff I have to do) ![]()
So yeah it’d be really polite of you to vote me in.
Greetings, neighbor! The name’s Crazy Dave. But you can just call me Crazy Dave. Listen, I’ve got a surprise for you. But first, I’ll need you to clear your lawn. Use your shovel and dig up those plants! LET THE DIGGING COMMENCE! Ok goody, now for the surprise… We’re going BOWLING! HERE, TAKE THIS WALL-NUT!!! Why’d I put a Wall-nut on your hand? BECAUSE I’M CRAAAZY!!! NOW GO! BOWL ME A WINNER!
Btw vote Cayo or Konsa, I endorse them both.