yup that’s New Halo. Known for doing absolutely nothing! and that’s why you should elect me as craziest person of TSP.
You vote for me and I’ll reward you with absolutely nothing. IT’S A WIN-WIN 
So don’t vote for New Halo cuz @Erstavik told you to.
VOTE FOR NEW HALO CUZ I SAY SO
also no one is allowed to ask any questions about this campaign
I MEAN IT
@mightyjoeyoung1 (Curlyhoward) has authorized me to ask a few questions “and that’s the bottom liiiiiiiiine because Superstar Billy Graham sez so, ya craaaaaaaazie!!!”
First, I would like to point out that glazing LeBron is not only crazy but utterly preposterous! Advancing such an idea in our democratic discourse is an affront to civilized society.
Second, being awarded the title of Craziest Person should be regarded as an honor, and with it comes the responsibility to stay on top of the craaazzzyy trends of the world. How will you keep up with all the wild Gen Alpha, and dare I say, Gen Beta lingo? If you don’t, some other even crazier kid on the block will swoop in and take your place.
Third, you are a staunch Cakeist and even run The United Cake Party, a feared military alliance that spreads Cakeist terror among South Pacificans, promising to “protects cake and it (sic!) ideals at ALL cost.”. Unsurprisingly, Cakeist dictator @Griffindor is a member of the party, and you’ve made our beloved penguin @Volaworand your enemy number one. How can you assure Piesists and Ice Creamists that you won’t slap them with a cake in the face as an ultimate act of humiliation if you win?
Fourth, will you hold a Chicken Jockey popcorn fight on the RMB if you win?
Emperor Luke says vote New Halo for Craziest Person of the South Pacific.
If you promise not to, I will vote for you.
Non-Believers you got me in a pinch ngl.
I 100% agree. It is one of the many reasons why I deserve this award.
Well my first act as Craziest Person of TSP would be to redownload Tiktok. I will also force all TSP residents to follow suit.
I would also force myself to watch brainrot for a minimum of 4 hours a day. This way I will stay on top as TSP most craziest.
Also please don’t talk about those beta’s on this campaign.
Even though I despise pie I know I need votes from all sides of the aisle to win this thing.
So to all those piest an ice creamist out there I pinky promise that for the first 24 hours as Craziest Person of TSP I will do abosoletly nothing to you or your desert.
Giving you plenty of time to hide.
Thank you for the questions.
-NH
Jokes aside do you actually have any serious plans?
Serious plans? In the craziest person election? Not allowed.
This is by far the main thing that will make me vote for you (@New-Halo ) instead of other candidates. Another important topic is whether or not you’ll make Ice Cream Great Again, if you won’t then no vote from me.
Down with ice cream! Cake forever!
To add on to my other post (which I am still waiting for an answer to), if I am to vote for you, I need your promise not to discriminate based on dessert affiliation, in any shape or form.
Ok, chat hear me out: Ice Cream Cake-
Ice cream cake = the ultimate alliance
Pieicecreamcake is the only truly dessertist option. #EndtheDessertWar 
I’ll do what the majority wants🤷
Ice cream is my #2 dessert. It was never bad.
the answer to your first question is above.
ehhh
sure why not🤞
now we’re getting somewhere
one of the campaigns of all time
best?
worst?
in any case thx
The best worst campaign ever. 
I endorse New Halo for Craziest Person. 
I’m king halo