Volaworand enters the crazy fray

Election Central
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I am pleased to throw my hat in the ring for craziest.

Its a nice hat.

I’ll miss it.

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Hello! I am just… gonna…

Snatches the hat on the ground

Take the hat.

Runs away

Alright, some questions.

  1. In what ways are you crazy?
  2. What do you think of cake and ice cream?
  3. Did you like this hat?
  4. Will you do anything special if elected?
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I guess ill have to rummage through my trunk of hats.

Here it is, a lovely tinfoil hat.

On to your questions:

  1. In what ways are you crazy?
    I take a plethora of antipychotics to keep my crazy at bay. Sometimes they work.

  2. What do you think of cake and ice cream?
    As a pie supporter I encourage all players to enjoy the dessert of their choice. PIE = FREEDOM

  3. Did you like this hat?
    Cowboy hats are a brave choice, I particularly like the pink fringe.

  4. Will you do anything special if elected?
    I will run an International Silliness Competition to declare the Grand Poohba of Silliness. (Probably a funniest dispatch contest)

Now I must visit the haberdashery to have this tinfoil hat outfitted with a floral fascinator.

TaTa

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Will you eat “the hat”

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If i win i will eat my hat

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Noted😜

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With a side of pie :pie:

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Hmmm

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Mmmmm…

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vote the penguin guy for craziest

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There you have it in black and white, just like a penguin, a delicious fried penguin

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ENOUGH!

eats the hat

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offers you hat seasoning

Enjoy.

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If I vote for you, will you make me a ridiculously large top hat?

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A chicken in every pot and ridiculously oversize hats for all!

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