TSP's Junk Food store

Lampshade Bar and Grill
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This is my junk food store. Want chips, candy, chocolate or drugs, come here. Stuff aren’t expensive.

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I would like exactly 12 chocolate bars please

And by ‘bars’, I don’t mean :chocolate_bar: … I mean actual bars :wine_glass: made out of chocolate!

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Uhh…

The bars are over there

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10,000 burritos please

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1 burrito is $66, so 10,000 of them would be $660K

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I thought “stuff aren’t expensive”

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Not expensive, 1 burrito is 66g

It’s priced in Anti Gay Duwa Dollars

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What’s the Anti Gay Duwa Dollar to Erstavik Dollar conversion rate?

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For your reference, 1 Anti Gay Duwa Dollar is 1 HKD

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Too expensive

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Hey. I’d like six packages of fentanyl— I mean Fanta-flavored jellies. Thank you.

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I would like a heap of deep-fried pickles please

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1 pack (60 g) is $150. So 6 would be $900

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NO PICKLES!

stupid ass Discourse