One MoonCakePuddingPopcornAndStrawberryAndCandyOnLollipopIceCreamCookieCakePieChocolateAndPretzelsShavedIce a day keeps the hunger away ![]()
Can I order a daily shipment of 314159265359. of them?
I’ll take -1.
That’ll be $8.5, please!
Sure! That will be $2,670,353,755,551.5 every day. How do you plan to pay?
- Posting 2,670,354
emojis as a reply every day - Sending it to Benevitan Headquarters
- Other…
I’ll take i.
That’ll be 2.92$ Please.
Sure! Hand me over one of that dessert and I will pay you
how am i going to find a squre root of a dessert?
Imaginary number? Sure! I will imagine sending you the money
I’ll take one. Can you deliver it yesterday?
I am in the 5th of February by the way so that could be possible if you are talking about my yesterday!
Time zones aaah shenanigans
Oh no, but I amnt paying
This is a heart clog waiting to happen
so is the family circle
Can it be on my yesterday?
Just give him ln(0)/pi of them
Wait it would be ln(-1)/pi
Oh no, then I ain’t selling
You know the bowl could be smaller than usual
Do you have any ideas on how to do that? I don’t
Or another way is to name today ‘my yesterday’ and deliver it today…
Hmmmm
Just use a time machine, duh. Or rip a hole in the space time continuum if you are poor. It’s not that hard.
I would like one playlist, with some metal and rap, Japanese music on half