The Royal Cakeist Club

Uhmmm, I have so many things to say about this.

I agree with this part. #AllDessertsAreEqual

Uh, so the innocent is Franz, right?

:man_shrugging: :astonished_face: :thinking:

Yeah… next craziest person election I might write ‘If I am elected I will launch a full scale attack on Andersmeda.’. Actually that was something I considered writing on my campaign this time, but I decided to just support the anti-government movements.

The innocent is me! All I did was speak out against the extremist organization, The Royal Cakeist Club, and you have decided to help them, which makes you a dessert extremist too. #AllDessertsAreEqual

And I have said it before, I will say it again, our government—and our queen—are completely innocent, our citizens love our nation! MEAT just keeps sticking it’s nose where it doesn’t belong :face_exhaling:

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Ummm, I have so much to say.

Finally something we can agree on!

MEAT only provides security against violence. MEAT supports Dessert Equality and is doing it because:

If Franz refused, there would be no security. MEAT is not fighting for extremists, they are there to prevent violence.

Unless you don’t airstrike Franz you won’t be hit… uh, not directly.

:person_shrugging: :man_shrugging: :person_facepalming: :man_facepalming: :thinking: :astonished_face:

First bunch of resources to be sent to anti government movement people in Andersmeda in a few hours…

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Once again, there are no human rights abusing actions going on in Andersmeda. The Royal Cakeist Club, on the other hand, is openly against dessert equality and promotes toxic cake supremacy. Zhuang’s attack is justified, as it is towards this hostile group. Your support towards them is not providing security against violence: it is protecting cake supremacists, who must be stopped from spreading their toxic ideology. Therefore, I ask that you consider revoking such security for them, as they have been quite open in their beliefs and they go against the #AllDessertsAreEqual movement.

I was never planning an airstrike, as our government has decided to take a new approach which avoids war at all costs, however we will certainly send weapons to assist and crush the toxic ideology. No Andersmedan boots on the ground.

Also, I hope you understand those ‘resources’ you are sending to anti-government movement people will be destroyed, as they are highly inflammatory and against peace.

Have a nice day :soft_ice_cream:

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We should totally hold craziest person debates next election.

Says the regime. Uh, okay…

Freedom to express one’s opinions should be respected, as long as it does not cause serious harm to others. The Royal Cakist Club has not caused anything like destroying ice cream shops.

If Zhuang had been attacked first, then yes… but,

Zhuang was aggressive first.

We strongly disagree on this and to prove that, the guards will eat pies and ice cream and cake in front of Franz’s house.

There has been a deal but until Franz releases a statement we are not protecting them, only there to stop conflicts. Remember, we protect them because they are innocent, not because we agree with their ideas.

Great choice!

Bad choice! Unless they cause serious harm first.

Uh yeah, I think you forgot how easily your speakers were hacked.

Actually, for peace.

Thanks and you too! :shortcake: :pie_tspie: :ice_cream:

LET’S GO!!! airstrikes this thread 7352726383636 times

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Wait a few hours until I have time, and I am making a new channel…

Breaking News: MEAT agents to wake everybody in Zhuanghwei’s capital up and tell them about these illegal actions

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But what if… the map of Zhuanghwei….

WERE TO CHANGE?!?

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Breaking News: MEAT agents to wake everybody in Zhuanghwei up and inform about these illegal actions

Also, why don’t we take this to Post Something Random?

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@Franz We have a problem. Piest conversion.
https://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=60037608

I am scared, HORIFIED of this idea that the presence of those commie piests will turn OUR cakeist friends into piests. I propose a solution. The Cake Teutonic Order. We will purge the lampshade lands of this filth.

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I agree. In fact, we should arrange a Cakeitalist Crusade to purge the Cake Holy Lands of this heresy known as pieism and to restore it to its former glory!

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Don’t worry everyone I’m fine.

Was blinded by those commies for a sec

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Not blinded but finally seeing the truth

Get out of here, heretic!

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@CayonNS

Still think they’re not trying to cause serious harm to others? #IceCreamStandsWithPie #StopTheCrusades #AllDessertsAreEqual

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