A beach. The wind, calm and cool off of a gentle ocean. Palm trees dot the shoreline, and a llama wanders out to see.
Suddenly, a group of South Pacificans come barreling down to the earth from the sky, using lampshades as parachutes to arrest their fall. In the dust of their impact, a building emerges:the Lampshade Bar and Grill!
Bringing back a mainstay of South Pacifican culture for decades, the Lampshade Bar and Grill is the place for those that want to sit back, relax, and enjoy a nice glass of SPIT.
I have in my hand a court order ordering this establishment to procure enough SPIT to fill the cellar for at least six months of continuous merriment from all citizens of TSP.
Drains the last bit of SPIT from the class and proceeds to the tap for another drink