The Glorious Anarchist Revolution has Begun!

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Whatever this means.

bangs gavel vigorously

Clerk, make a note to hold contempt of court proceedings for this individual when the trial is over.

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If we’re anarchists, then how can you be found in contempt?

Through the will of the people in accordance with the harmonious goals of revolutionary anarchy, of course.

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An awful lot of words for “Because I say so”

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The accused should watch their words lest the Tribunal find them to be an aggravating factor.

The Tribunal invites the People’s Prosecutor to make a statement regarding the defendant’s guilt.

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It’s a farce, but at least it’s amusing.

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Wait, do we have a prosecutor yet?

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Noted!

bangs gavel on notepad

I would like to report juror intimidation to the judge of these proceedings, this behavior cannot stand

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bangs gavel on the defense table

No intimidation!!!

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No. Would you like to volunteer?

No, I nominate @Drystar

Northern Light has found this trial to be “moot and void of independence”. I shall not hold back informing the Norf F.C. of your coup.

The Tribunal for Revolutionary Anarchy rebukes you for your off-topic remarks.

An excellent nomination.

Gee thanks

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bangs gavel

Nomination noted!