Court of the South Pacific for the District of Government Island
Summary Judgement M2401
Chief Judge Kringle delivered the judgement of the Court.
Whereas evidence has been submitted to this Court that proves beyond reasonable doubt that the reader of this judgement committed acts beyond all notions of sanity, it is resolved as follows:
- The reader of this judgement is hereby ordered to pay a fine of 50 chocolate cakes, 25 lemon pies, and 5 pints of strawberry ice cream, to the Clerk of the Court.
Judgement: 01 April 2024