Silent Coup - Cook the Henn [Delegate Campaign]

Pssssst. Over here! Yes, you! Be, quiet.

“So do you know Ceaser?”

“No not the salad!”

“Here, take this fork.”

“No, not for the salad”

“It’s a cook ou- I meant coup! da*n it stop distracting me with all these food talk”

“That Chicken is just waiting to become a pie.”

“No… after that I’ll declare that even salty pies are desserts”

You know how long the pieist have been starved?

“Yes, take that fork! not all of us will have the courage but we will have a feast after this”

“No! It’s not just all about food! OKAY???”

To be continued…

Sigh “Yes the CoI will be included didn’t you see the TBC?”

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I need to see the full Sporaltryus ball. That cat is a good start, but finish the job!!!

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What ball, What fork? Nope, nothing. But anything for your delegateness.

[Tin used Portrait Distraction]

“Quick everyone grab your forks while the delegate’s distracted!”

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Conflict of Interest Declaration

“You wanna see my full power?”

flashes you by pulling the cloak off

Former Coral Guard

Former Minister of Culture

Former Deputy Chair

Former Craziest

and I’m only affiliated with TSP.

you see a tapestry of Tin/Holy Free’s achievements

[Achievement Unlocked: Part of the Coup]

To be continued…

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You can draw better than me for sure.

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Anyone can draw as long as you have passion in your heart as I have said…

“Graphic design is my passion”

-Holy Free c.2020/I feel old

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What will I do as delegate?

Just think of me as Amerion 2.0 with less graphics quality

I promise to endotart at least once a week. (during my weekly irl meeting with the university student council)

I promise to vote per OWL’s recommendation on both GA and SC (just ping me enough times, which shouldn’t be a lot since I don’t have a digital life.)

I hopefully will bring back bi weekly/monthly delegate dispatch.

I promise to celebrate every holiday known to nationkind and work with the MoC as a former MoC myself.

I promise to reset the count without delegate posting everyday.

And lastly I’ll be your supreme leader.

Pie will rise again.

[Acheivement Unlocked: No choice but to vote for Tin]

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Even Coco endorsed me!

[Achievement Unlocked: A totally “legal” official]

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@Utopia Question me too! I feel left out :smiling_face_with_tear:

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You haven’t been involved in TSP’s regional governance in quite a while, what makes you want to run for delegate in this election?

How frequently would you ideally aim to endotart, and how well do you think you would be able to make that target?

I assume this would be in a similar vein to @Griffindor’s fortnightly TGs?

Isn’t this position already held by Amerion?

If were to be elected, as you said from VC, it should be daily, and I can do that. I use Tart.CalRef, which updates at 4 pm my time so I could endotart daily without disrupting my schedule. And I can do my endotarts on phone too, so I would meet those reqirement easily. The fact that I may have to telegram people to endorse me back might be a bit hard since all the website I used to use is now all defunct, so I would have to find a replacement. Any suggestions?

I haven’t been active on NS during that time, but probably. Just a recap of what happened in a fortnight and anything that is planned to come. I could just planned it around my country’s lottery days since it happens two times every month.

How dare you utter such lowly position for him, his Supreme Majesty of all Ice Cream, Admiral-General Dentist Doctor Stewie G ., the Magnificent Ultimate Leader of all of NationStates, High Autocrat of the New Minion Order, King of Kings, Democratic President and Prime-Minister-For-Life, Invincible and All-Triumphant Lord Commander, Chief Ophthalmologist and board-certified Dermatologist of the South Pacific Special Forces, Brilliant Genius of Humanity, Noble Prize winner in everything but Peace, and Benevolent Oppressor and Ruthless Protector of the Expendable People of Amerion is not just a supreme leader but… [recites everything again but in noun form]

-As someone who drafted his wiki page (Blockbuster just yank it from my draft page)

But in all seriousness, I’ll just relegate? myself to Supreme Delegate.

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Just because. I’m at the right time and the right place, even if I didn’t get elected or it isn’t the right time and place. I won’t regret this, at least, a really funny campaign.

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What is your opinion on trains

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The question is do you meant the diesel trains or subway/skytrain. The answer depends

From my experience travelling on train for at least 4 hours a day for a semester for university. this is like 70 km to and from.

My opinion on diesel trains are better since they’re cheap like a few cents and traverse at least 2 times the distance I needed to get home, since they’re subsidize by the government.

The views are pretty and some parts of the ride you get to go on skytrain rails. But it’s noisy and sometimes there smog but that’s just life in my country.

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Here’s a gif of me getting on the train (I’m the one with the backpack if you can’t tell who’s me and who’s the junction officer) Making this lower than 4 MB is hard but I hope it helps me get less doxxed?. I hope none of you is a geoguesser youtuber.

As for the skytrain it’s crowded and at least 2 bucks… 3 by now bc of inflation and it only goes half way to my home so I had to take more public transportation. Darn you private companies and the government that decides to give the rights to them in the first place.

I also give a minute silence for the tragedy related to trains in recent weeks in my home country. I could imagine being on one of those trains and died. My condolences to their families.

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If you were to be elected delegate do you promise to consistently update the 87.7 NS Dial?

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The monkey paw curls, the 87.7 NS Dial updates everyday but only with Eurovision Songs brought to you by the Supreme Delegate

Okay, now that’s the joke’s done. Depends on how frequently I have to update it, (last time was October bruh) do we have to screen the songs for PG-13ness? We don’t want a King of the Hill situation here. Once a week is my sweet spot. Unless it’s a Eurovision Song then it gets a pass immedietly If you can’t tell the Italic parts are jokes, fyi.

They are still fighting over that hill

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PG-13 makes sense and once a week sounds good.

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Yeah, I’m not touching that mess. I’m too old for that.