(Note: this is a joke. I am not running for anything)
Hello! It is I, RAY! Do I do anything inportant usually? Nah. But I pinky pinky promise to do something if you elect me as Supreme Disctator!
Why am I running?: For far too long us Pieists have been SUPPRESSED and HIDDEN in the sidelines, doing everything for the Cakeists without fare wages for our backbreaking labor. I am here to liberate our shackles and RISE AGAINST THE CAKEISTS!!! We shall see freedom, my pie-loving bretheren!
My Agenda: As Supreme Disctator, I will outline what I will do in a few very efficient steps.
- DESTROY the cake propaganda ministry that exists in TSP and abroad
- CREATE a new pie propaganda ministry and spread it across NS
- EMPOWER the new Pieist SPSF to spread the propaganda across the world
- DISMANTLE the Secret Cabal exposed by Panda in NationStates | Dispatch | The End Game of the South Pacific
- CRUSH anyone who attempts to disapprove of the new, powerful TSP
I even have my people who I will turn to for support,
@Penguin for Minister of Pie Propaganda
@Roavin for Minister of Curious Observations
@PencilSharpeners for Minister of Propaganda
@Belschaft for Minister of the Military
@ProfessorHenn for Minister of Mediation
With this team of excellent Pieists, WE SHALL OVERTHROW THE CAKEISTS! we will also never have elections again!
No need to read the fine print, I already read it for you!
