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Al-Adhan Cherkhyre
Nation in terror after plane crashes into SoBo, barely missing Central Airport Three, and nearly hitting the One Pacifica Trade Center. The reason for the plane to miss the airport by a mile is unknown, all we know that the plane was headed from Besern to Krauanagaz, but more news will come in, so stay tuned into PYNN.

Æl-Æçæn Įrkyr
Nacion sur un terreur apres aviong fracas en So-Bo, casi desaparecido Kreantrael Aeroport de Trois, und apnas frappe la Kreantrael Centre d’un Pacifique. Der reison fur der aviong du mis der Aeroport d’un Mile, al wr savwar der aviong wu heded fur Besern du Krauanagaz, baer mucha nuvelles wil coum soun, se ste a l’ecoute intu PYNN

Al-Adhan Cherkhyre
The death toll has been estimated to be around 5,000 to 6,000 people

Æl-Æçæn Įrkyr
Der bilan des mortes es 5,000 de 6,000 porsom

Please message in if unrealistic and you have the patience to deal with me

Pyhdon has had a census, updating it’s figures

  • Population: 202,269,020 (up 0.5%)
  • Density: 1020/km2 (up 4%)
  • GDP/GNI: 3.1 Trillion Pacifica Dollars (up 0.8%)
  • GDP/GNI per Capita(pyhs): 56,472 (down 44.8%)
  • GINI: 2.2 (down 19%)
  • HDI: 0.880 (down by 0.1)
  • Religion: 54% Sunnislamic, 44% Other Religion, 1% No religion, 1% unanswered
  • Life Expectancy: 90.2 Years (up 6.5 years)

These statistics are subject to change.

In other news, there has been a trade embargo on NAGB and Zulghan

PYNN, 26th of Ramadan 2024

The President of Pyhdon-Falistrica has made a statement on the ongoing insurgency and violation of Krauanagaz by Zughlan, and the entirity of the Gulf War.

President Dr. Bazsen Saleem Muhammad Al-Gassam said: "Pyhdon-Falistrica condemns Zughlan, and stands in solidarity with ours and Frastinia’s allies, Kraunagaz and Emerald. The harrowing evidence unleashed through the leaked documents reveal the dangerous and threatening alliances made between Zughlan and terrorist alliances such as the Red K is crumbling and shattering the safety and security of Cordilia. Their reckless actions, from the apparent attack on the ERNS Jylland II to the cyber warfare held against the Krauanagaz infrastructure aiming to destabilise the country must not go unchallenged. We call upon the international community to impose sanctions on Zughlan and support the efforts of the Krauanagaz and Emeraldian people. We also support the defensive measures taken by the governemnts of these two countries.

The displacement of the people of Milltaduk and the surrounding regions requires immediate Humanitarian attention and Support. Pyhdon-Falistrica is prepared to provide financial and logistical aid to adress the growing refugee crisis. We will advocate for an immediate cease to the fighting and a working treaty, for the nations affected by the Zughlani agression, and for Zughlan to have to pay a price for any of the acts that took place in the past month of Ramadan. Our commitment to peace is unwavering, but we will need the support of the international public, and we will not hesitate in supporting our allies in a trying time like this.

Overall, we need to make sure that this conflict stops and there is not a conflict on Cordilia again. Thank you."

This is a developing story

(sound-to-sound what my president said)

La Presidiente del Deux Ripublįe uss mad un declaraįon fur der ongoing insurrection und violaįon fur Krauanagaz fur Zuįlan, und der totalidad der Guerre de Golfe.

Presidiente Dr. Bazsen Saleem Muhammad Al-Gassam parle: "La Ripublįe de Pyhdon-Falistrica condamne Zughlan, und steht in Solidaritat mit nos und Frastinia’s allies, Krauanagaz und Emeraude. La evidence terrifiante revelee a travers les documents fuites montre les alliances dangereuses et menacantes faites entre Zughlan und les alliances terroristes comme das Rouge K crumbling und detruisant la securite de Cordilia. Leurs actions imprudentes, depuis l’attaque apparente sur das ERNS Jylland II bis zu la cyberwarfare menee contre l’infrastructure de Krauanagaz visant a destabiliser le pays, durfen nicht unangefochten bleiben. Nous appelons la communaute internationale a imposer des sanctions sur Zughlan und a soutenir les efforts du peuple de Krauanagaz und Emeraude. Nous soutenons aussi les mesures defensives prises par les gouvernements de ces deux pays.

Le deplacement du peuple de Milltaduk und des regions environnantes necessite un attention humanitaire und un soutien immediats. La Ripublįe de Pyhdon-Falistrica est prete a fournir une aide financiere und logistique pour repondre a la crise croissante des refugies. Nous plaiderons pour un cessez-le-feu immediat und un traite fonctionnel, pour les nations touchees par l’agression de Zughlan, und pour Zughlan de payer un prix pour tous les actes qui ont eu lieu dans le dernier mois de Ramadan. Notre engagement pour la paix est inebranlable, aber nous aurons besoin du soutien du public international, und nous n’hesiterons pas a soutenir nos allies dans une periode difficile comme celle-ci.

En general, nous devons veiller a ce que ce conflit s’arrete und qu’il n’y ait plus de conflit sur Cordilia. Danke."

PYNN, 27th Ramadan 2024
Dr. Bazsen has deemed 1 Shawwal as a day of celebration.

PYNN, 28th Ramadan 2024

Pyro-Falistric in Terror as Missile from Base in Al-Adhan Cherkhyre hits Malheureuesement Bank

Malheureuesement- A missile ripped through the sky at 4 am in the morning, hitting Malheureuesement Bank right at the start of the day. Officials say they cannot find out who caused this lapse of security, but the missile was ordered from somewhere in Al-Adhan Cherkhyre. Who could do this? Stay tuned.

UPDATE
It seems that the president did this, and was aiming it for Nicholas and Great Britain, although had a mouse-slip at the last second. He said:
I am deeply sorry for what happened in Malheuereusement, it was a mistake, and it won’t happen again. But to NaGB and Zughlan, remember. This missile and a lot more was aimed for you, so be ready… or not