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Thalapadis has offered help to Ryccia in the situation

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The Femboy Army has just captured Mississauga, just 10 miles south of Toronto.
The Kiribithians are now in absolute fear for their safety, since femboys have been detected burning every building that didn’t have the word “FEMBOY” in it.

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A group of Izaakian-made D’Attack Electric Lightning warplanes have joined the Ryccian air assault. It’s currently unknown who’s officially flying them, as the Ryccian authorities refuse to comment at this time.

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President Storms Office release a statement saying that they are involved in Enhanced Peace Negotiations with Valoran factions.

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A squadron of JSI-23 Starhawks launch from Thermopetri airbase to conduct precise deep strikes against the Valoran autocrats in aid of the Ryccian effort, as agreed with the Ryccian armed forces.

This assistance holds heavy symbolic value, as during the thalapadian civil war Ryccia sent help in the same way, bombing key Rykapadian facilities. Thalapadis is now returning the favor.

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The Antarchan Space Administration to partner with the University of Ha’Hani in FiHami to send several meteorology satellites in preparation for the upcoming cyclone season.


Queen Wynterre Kamütta announced that she and her team of sled dogs will be participating in Antarcha’s annual Notölfekar sled dog race. She posted a picture of herself and all 8 royal sled dogs on Stream, captioned “These fluffy butts are so excited to compete, they love running. I’m actually surprised I managed to get them all in this picture!”

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News just in: The Femboy Army has managed to pummel troops in Lindsay and Kawartha. There will be two fronts heading direct for Toronto.
It is estimated that both fronts will pummel Toronto in the same way they did to Lindsay and Kawartha.

Civilians in Ontario are hidden in a fallout shelter or in an opaque home. They are subject to go to the lowest floor of a building if they do not have a basement.
Military is subject to prepare for the absolute worst from the Femboy Army.

*Note: Yes, Kiribithia is in a state of civil war.

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Former Izaakian Premier Ernest Le Rogue released from Seagard Prison after being acquitted of conspiracy to commit treason. The judge ruled that Mr Le Rogue had served his time for misuse of public funds after three years in Izaakias most secure prison.

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The Efladian Ministry of Foreign Affairs released a statement on the classification in Level 5 of Izaakian Economy accessibility stating that Eflad is happy to see the USI as a strong and reliable partner and is optimistic about the future of both nations!

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It has been almost a month since the meeting of “concerned citizens” caused weekly protests. The movement has united conservatives across the political spectrum; however most of them are members of the current technocratic party. Last week a new, emergency meeting has been set on Sunday the 12th of March to discuss the future of the movement itself. Experts believe that this could be the birth of a new conservative party in Eflad.


After the collapse of the social democratic party in Besern a, relatively new, faction group of the socialist party faction, called “Moderate Linke” (Moderate left) has gained a lot of members. The most notable member - and the founder of the group - is Mattias Mikela, the party secretary. As a member of the party committee, he initiated a crisis sitting of the cabinet. The rumours are that the moderate left wants to rename and reposition the party to social democracy. The negotiations have been ongoing since two days, no further information ist available. Some senior members of the group are demanding to leave the party and form a new one.

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The second day of the joint air campaign against the autocrats has begun. Ryccian forces have expanded their operations to include other autocrat-held settlements and targets of “strategic importance”. Some sources say there are murmurs among the autocrat lower ranks of mutiny.

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Ludville War Update: Lines have so far been static as both forces are very evenly matched, as predicted by WF Union Representative Howard Brown. Meanwhile, the LDN has been suspected to have been sighted approaching the Strait Of St. Michael, with this, ERN and SRN forces have been dispatched to the Strait just in case. The ERN has now warned the Sedunnic Navy about a potential attack by LDN forces, if a similar scenario to what the DFN did last year happens again.

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Even criminals can have a livestreaming career.

Infamous FiHami conspiracy theorist Texeteti’ will be forced to livestream international video games as punishment for inciting a deadly riot at FiHami’s highest security prison, killing 8.

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Numerous Ikaranarean politicians have stated they will be tuning in for the “Punishment of a lifetime,” while others jokingly say that they will be boycotting it because its “akin to torture.”

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The Mass Killing of Vancouver takes place in Vancouver Square, killing up to 41 and injuring 250+.
Reports say that the femboy rebellion initiated this mass killing that angered and saddened families in the West.

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And just in.

The Femboy Rebellion’s 2nd army has managed to take the town of Etobicoke and will shortly advance their way to Toronto.
A military that is recorded to have 180k+ will be defending Toronto for the next god knows how long.
Stay safe Kiribithians and protect our President Hans Leipzig.

Furthermore,
Femboy rebels have been detected burning East Mississauga, burning a whopping 15k people and killing up to 2,015, which is regarded to be the worst manmade fire massacre in Ontario’s, if not, Kiribithia’s history.
This will be known as the Great Burning of Mississauga.

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Additional Sallodesian & Stoinian troops have been spotted in western Emerald. Speculations run rampant that a CE offensive might soon launch against the Ludvillan insurgency.

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Satellite Imagery from OSINTs show that MK-31 Interceptor-Bombers and SK-37B fighters have left their airbase, likely en route to aid Sallodesian troops.

The MK-31, according to the Kliegmean MoD, is able to use the Hypersonic Kh-74M1 Avant-Garde Cruise missile.

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“If we cannot get along, why not dissolve the country already?”, questions an Arnchow netizen on Telit on the recent brawl in the bicameral parliament.

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ANTARCHAN ADVISORY SERVICE: The Frontier Polaris Highway is shutting down for the season next Saturday.

Polaris Airport is shutting down on April 6th. The last flight scheduled out of Polaris is at 8pm to Libra International Airport via ÄrAntarcha.

After 8pm April 6th, the only way to enter and exit Polaris is via sled dog, hiking, or other means that do not rely on automotives. Travelers are highly advised to check the weather forecast and prepare more than you’d expect for the journey into or out of Polaris.

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