Nonsense questions only

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There was a topic like this forever ago on the old boards. Like the title says, only post questions that are random and/or absurd.

Do ducks have cheeks?

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Does hydrogen contain oxygen?

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Is water wet?

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Are songs music?

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What does the fox say?

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Why are cows like chicken that have been divided by 4?

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Is Tuscaloosa part of the United Nations?

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Did Bush do 9/11?

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Can you smell concentrated outer space?

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Is Mufasa in The Lion King a dog?

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Why is Goofy a dog that can talk but Pluto can’t talk?

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If I give a child an orange and then place them on a staircase, will they spontaneously combust?

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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This is how English sounds like to people who don’t speak it

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Why is 77+33=100?

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Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you’d you would you could you’d do you wi you wants you you could do so you you’d do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Did Trump meet George Washington?

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What’s a tree?

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Am I a human? Or am I a toaster?

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