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Wow… I had to use an AI tool to translate this. I did not think that my brain could process digital slop of this level, but somehow, someway, I forced myself to endure.

10/10. Will use ChatGPT to read this again.

What’s a campaign worth if most people will give up reading?

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“Finished the essay for my part of the group project!”