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  1. How does the Spoonist faith guide your daily actions and chaotic endeavors? Are there official spoonist rites you’d like to share?
  2. You claim to sleep through minor updates as a defender. What, then, qualifies you as “the best of the best” in the SPSF?
  3. How exactly do you intend to throw people off Mount Kilimanjaro? Is there a Konsa Air Transport service?
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  1. Spoons is apart of every day life. We eat spoons, we eat with spoons, and we praise spoons. I try my best to guide TSP to the great spoonist religion for what it is a rather questionable religion but a just religion. Back when the religion was more..involved we would wage spoonist holy wars. There is one thing: never eat the golden spoon! Those are the holiest and greatest of them all
  2. I don’t sleep!(at the preferred hour)I like to joke that defenders liberate while raiders sleep so when I do, I often miss the minor updates. You see, this makes me a pro at the art of SPSF because I grind in the afternoon and prepare myself for the next one! You follow? This makes me the best
  3. Sorry, they will have to walk up the mountain like the rest of us. Konsa is broke so we dont have the funds. The fun part that makes ths whole adventure worth it is being kicked off it. I’m sure people understand maybe even look forward to it as of I of course do (this part is where people get sacrificed but my campaign minister said I should claim that they 100% consent to it)
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When it comes to the rites that is only know to the followers! Well maybe not. I did not found this religion but I continue to wage wars and preach it years after the founders nation cted. I am the spoonist pope. The rites were never known (the creator didn’t write one) but I will write one for myself as I believe that spoonism needs it..but maybe not having any makes the religion so chaotic and unknown. There is some rules like head of spoonism is of course me, dont walk your pet spoons after midnight, wash spoons daily, and every home is required to have a spoon shrine. The normal requirements really

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On a more serious question, and this is not meant as a joke, with my Religion cap on (I’m a Religion teacher IRL). Are all people who engage with the Spoonist faith aware it is a joke or do some of them, regardless of your intentions, maybe think you are making fun of religion as a whole? How can you reassure them that you are not making fun of religion?

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I didnt think anyone would see it that way. I’m not religious personally but I never attended for spoonism to mock legitimate religions. I’m not sure how I could reassure them I myself and everyone involved with it took spoonism as some fun Joke and I kinda just kept with it. I certainly not the only one with a made up religion within NS I respect what others believe in. If anyone sees differently I hope they see that I’m just having a bit of fun with my nation making it unique and a little weird at times lol

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