I decided to run for this years craziest person
So why is Konsa crazy?
- long time rmb mod: used my powers to declare war on others and pretending to ban people into oblivion
- I like pie. Some people think thats crazy. A piest in 2025? That was so 2023
- was married in NS.. status: divorced they just don’t understand. Tried marriage again but they couldn’t marry a “piest” never been the same again
- stole a few kneecaps in my days. I might have thrown people into woodchippers as a active member of of community does
- I never touch grass
- used fake inflatable tanks and rubber ducks to wage war on my enemies
- killed an emperor by giving bleach as a healthy alternative
- Konsa is known for the spoonist religion. I praise spoons as our god!
- have almost 1000 puppets to spead craziness to other regions
- I am the top person with the most cheers!
- I spend most of my day lurking the forums waiting for others to post
- I ban AN only because AN banned AN
- Konsa is not even real! Thats right I’m in everyone’s imagination (ive been diagnosed with konsaphobia. The fear of the name Konsa)
- I’m a cool defender of SPSF! I sleep through the minor updates and show up for the major ones because I’m the best of the best
- I create very weird post on the forums: often seen claiming hills and answering questions with nonsense
- declared myself Supreme dictator of The South Pacific
- I own the hill. Get off my hill! Why do people try taking my hill?
- Konsa is known for its consumption of its own national animal and penguins for a side dish (fried penguin is a must have)
If you vote for Konsa I would give you a unlimited supply of onions and a dessert of your choice (Just kidding only ice cream to make both sides haply)
#voteKonsa4craziestperson2025becauseIsaidsoorIwillthrowyouoffmountKilimanjaro
Spoon is life spoon is everything
