Konsa confirmed crazy 2026

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Back at it again after what..a year now? Same crazy different year. This shall be my year! Or is that perhaps another bit of my crazy illusions?

So why vote for me?

  1. Long time RMB mod! Been abusing.. I mean bringing justice with my suppression powers since 2023. There is nothing more enjoyable than daily sacrifices, testing out new woodchipper designs, and throwing chairs at drystar when there is no donuts left in the break room. Speaking of which.. I’m still waiting for that pizza party sporaltryus!
  2. A huge pie supporter. Pie is crazy good and you are not cool and crazy like me if you believe otherwise :smiling_face_with_sunglasses:
  3. I am married to multiple husbands! Do I know all their names? No, but apparently I have kids too?
  4. Im a professional alcoholic and gambler on the TSP rmb! Doctor told me it’s bad for you though
  5. The only grass I ever see is the one I have on my computer wallpaper
  6. The top poster and owner of the hill on the TSP forums. I ban all for trying to take my hill!
  7. I create amazing post in the TSP forums. Some people say I’m lazy but I have some creative hot takes and banning methods!
  8. I was never real! Konsa is just your imagination.
  9. One of the last spoonist in the region. I actively worship spoons. Ever tried onions with cereal? A spoon is a must have
  10. I’ve once killed a emperor using bleach. It was a accident! Atleast that’s what I told everybody
  11. Have over 1k puppets to spread insanity
  12. Onions are increasingly becoming my new national animal
  13. I have a army feared by all! It consist of inflatable tanks, rubber ducks, and flying kiwis.
  14. I steal the kneecaps from new nations and save them for later to have as a midnight snack
  15. Long time legislatior! I’m often spotted putting “abstain” on every proposal like a true TSP patriot would do
  16. After almost 5 years Konsa still has no leader! With over 10 billion people we live in a lawless land. Imaginary nations don’t need one tbh
  17. I was once thrown out a window for throwing a chair at ammmericaaaa.
  18. Known for eating nations
  19. I’m a active member of the discord sever! (It will take me 28 business days to respond to a ping)
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Now what will I do as a crazy person?

I’m already crazy! So expect the usual shenanigans!

If you vote for me I will give you a unlimited amount of onions, a dessert of your choice, and a large rubber duck :baby_chick:

#Votekonsatoday2026becauseiamcrazyandthathillisminecayogetoffmylawn!!

Also check out this for more crazy stuff from last year: Konsa for craziest - #66

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Do you promise not to destroy cakiest with your non-existent Craziest Person powers?

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I suppose I could stay away from destroying cakeist for a bit

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Just give us 365 business days to coup you

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Can I join the coup :open_mouth:

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Of course Konsa!

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This thread seems crazy

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Hello Konsa, I have a couple of questions to ask.

  1. Do you think you are a pie extremist?

True

NO! Anything to say about lying in an official campaign before I throw you off my hill? :stuck_out_tongue:

Do you think you are lazy?

Now this isn’t a crazy question, but how do you keep them all from ceasing to exist?

As a victim can confirm this is true. Do you have anything to say about that event where I got eaten by you? (Too lazy to get link, although link is in my campaign)

How can you know who to give them to when we vote in secret?

:eyes:
How did you know I am in your lawn to steal your pies?

Thanks and please leave my hill alone!

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Ah yes, last but not least, why don’t you add the tags election-jan26 and campaign-craziest ?

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  1. I suppose. I do tolerate ice cream supporters though
  2. It’s not your hill cayo!
  3. I’m very lazy
  4. I use a script that allows me to auto login to all my nations which takes it like only 20 minutes
  5. Nope, I was just hungry!
  6. I have contacts so I’ll know
  7. I’m in your walls cayo so leave my hill before I sacrifice you to the spoonist gods!
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Will you show feet

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That’s right, because it’s my hill

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Will show once I win :trophy:

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Love the energy Konsa

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where haiku

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Do you like 2025 memes or 2000s memes

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New memes. Old ones are like so boring

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Do you pledge loyalty and allegiance to Disney, Disney, and everything Disney?

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Maybe if I get pie as a award

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feet feet feet feet feet feetfeet feetfeet feet

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