King of the Hill v2

Bye bye!

pushes you off the side of the hill

I’ve hot glued my feet to the hill and I’ve hottglued a hot air balloon to your butt! Bye!

watches as the hot air balloon drags you away

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rips off the hot air balloon
Falls onto a trampoline located on the hill

Now that you are stuck to the hill, it will be easier to destroy you!

Installs steel bars around Ace

theres actually quicksand underneath me so I sink in and climb out on the other side of the bars
My hill!
shoots you

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Pulls out golden coin from shirt pocket

How dare you destroy my coin!

Shoots an arrow at Ace

eats the arrow

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The arrow had poison on it!

I have a fetish for poison
throws lava at you

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Special suit I am wearing instantly cools and removes the lava

throws a burning wooden stick at Ace

my hill

According to law this is my hill

no

On my hill you follow my laws

erogyeiurgyuiweoygiuwgyuworyuy

Hill is mine.

presses big red button

missile launches

Prepare your last words!

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also presses big red button

This missile will intercept North’s

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My hill guys

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You are wrong. And you will be jailed.

You do realize that the missile still detonated right? The wind’s gonna carry the biological agents to the hill anyway! You think I didn’t plan for this?

more evil laughter

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