King of the Hill v2

Pulls out a small metal piece out of pocket

How dare you!

Pulls out a small gun out of another pocket and shoots you

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stabs you in the eye with the gun
My hill! GET OUT!
kicks you down the hill

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takes off contact lens

Thank goodness this was bulletproof glass.

Walks up the hill, with a bamboo stick in hand
Hits you with the stick

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casually drives tank up hill

You guys better get out of here or face the might of this M1 Abrams!

MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAA!

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Cool name for a drivable water tank you got there, North. Could you water my plants for me please?

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I’ll water the plants and you!

sprays Cayo with high pressure water, enough to destroy a small house

calmly exits tank and waters Cayo’s plants with a watering can

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slowly stands up and takes off a nearly transparent layer of something from front side of body

Now I understand why this was so expensive and why they told me to always keep it on when I am on or near the hill. It didn’t even rip.
Now that it is wet, I think I should dry it.

opens freezer located below a tree

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sends CIA, FBI and Navy Seals and a SWAT Team with helicopters to the hill
Ok let’s confiscate that freezer and everyone here must be killed!
kills everyone on the hill
The hill is now mine!
sets up flag and missile silos around the hill

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I was off the hill, currently in my military base preparing a bioweapon to wipe you all!

evil laughter

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Stands up

I am pretty good at pretending, ain’t I? :smiley:
How did they not know that I had several bombs around the hill just in case?

Detonates the bombs near the illegally built silos
Shoves Ace into a cannon and fires

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That’s actually my clone! And I’ve put landmines all over the hill! YOUR STEPPING ON ONE!

@CayonNS blows up

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Slowly walks out of bunker

Hey! How dare you destroy my extra realistic robot?

Magically moves all of the landmines to where Ace is standing
Ace blows up

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I’m actually in a bunker underneath your bunker, that’s just another clone
the hill erupts with lava burning you
My hill

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Suddenly, Ace’s bunker floor cracks and a robotic arm emerges

I bet you didn’t know that that was not the real me!

Robotic arm punches Ace

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Even this isn’t the real me! I’m actually your colon
bursts

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Huh? Interesting. Anyways, this is my hill. Nobody else can own it! There is even a law!

I am Chief Justice of the supreme court of the hill and I declare that law unconstitutional! MY HILL!

Sorry,

This law is valid forever.

My hill

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