I win
Let me complete your sentence for you: ‘I win a contest to have the scoop of dirt from the best part of Cayo’s hill.’
It is definitely mine
But the dirt from the hill is from my hill, therefore I own it and you have no right to give it to people willy-nilly!
Oh, maybe I scooped some of that random pile of dirt a few days ago.
Points to a small pile of dirt near the hill
But this hill, well except for that scoop is mine.
I am da king
No, I am the king
She wasn’t even president.
brings LBJ
Ladies and gentlemen,
What a wonderful day today. Perfect day to stroll on a hill. I have some yellow pills for you all. I promise you, it won’t hurt you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Take this yellow pill
And get off my hill.
Thank you,
His Greatness the King of the Hill,
Cayo
Can I please take this hill?
how… would you move the hil?
A little bit of landscaping
Me hill
Nay mine
You can’t just claim someone else’s property as yours
… have you seen what world leaders have been doing?
…uh… yes. Hm.
But this hill is mine.
Mine
No mine
Mineee
Tis thine’s