that was already owned by me. shows documents
But that was besides the point, I own this hill now.
You don’t have documents of this hill, do you? Well, I have.
shows copy of the law passed on Jan 1, 2025 right on this hill
Thy hill still belongs to my, thy cave spirit said so.
Brings Obama
My.
Hill.
brings Hillary Clinton
You sure about that?
Brings Elon musk and the DOGE bois
I have all the power, and the hill
brings Matthew McConaughey
I am the king of the hill. Fear me.
No, I am! introduces a species of generically modified rodents to the hill
Ack, mammals!
Your dirty plots will never succeed, I’m the king of the hill!
Give me the hill or I will cast plagues across the lands!
But you won’t unleash plagues on the hill, as that would make it impossible for you to be on the hill. Hence, I’m safe on the hill and will still be king of said hill.
I cast orbital bombardment!
Death star that directly avoids the hill but nowhere else! I win!
If you let me have the hill, I will let you see your grandma again.
You don’t have the power to prevent that anyways.
If you don’t give me the hill, you will enter a state of non-existence.
whispers from the ether
I already was.
Screw this! migrates into a higher plane of existence
Guess this is my hill now.
Why are you all talking nonsense on my hill? Come on, I’ll give you each a scoop of dirt from this hill so please get out of my territory.