King of the Hill v2

Jumps on Franz’s back

I am king of the world!

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Pushes Vola off the hill.
You know what I tried to be nice but you wouldn’t let me.
I build a 7 wall fort on the hill.

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Eh, old defense ideas

I win

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Nah I win

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:person_fencing: en guard!

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:crossed_swords:

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:military_helmet:

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:boom:

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Crusades 4all!
:smiling_imp::smiling_imp:

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I wake up only to notice that somehow they still broke through my fort and threw me off the hill.
Well, I guess I’ll just build a twenty wall fort with 3 moats containing boiling water, crocodiles, and my personal fishermen then. Break into that. I’ll even have three dragons protect me.

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… how do you boil the moat water?

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With the dragons, I imagine?

Lava would work too

Ah yes, or geothermal?

Also: MY HILL NOW!

Nope!

I disagree.

I disagree with your disagreement

I object to your disagreement with my disagreement.

I object to your disagreement

I reject your objection.