King of the Hill v2

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Builds a tower at the hill! A higher victory!

assembles Orthodox Puritan Auphelianist troops with me

ATTACK!!

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:yawning_face:

First the troops will crusade Konsa’s hill! >;)

It’s now officially a holy war!!!

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:zzz:

My crusaders capture the hill

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As history goes all crusaders shall fail eventually

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:military_helmet:

:crossed_swords:

:octopus:

Auphelia’s tentacles shall strangle all blasphemous usupers!

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This is my promised hill not a crusade.

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If they ever show-lah

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You are the blasphemy! >:(

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Enough!

puts up a no trespassing sign on my hill

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tramples over sign

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beats Konsa with the sign, flinging his bloody corpse into the valley below

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/me throws away black marker that was going to be used to edit the sign

I win!

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:ghost:

Franz walks up to the top of the hill with a sign saying, “Maybe the real kings of the hill were the friends we made along the way.”

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