jay4crazy
Hello everyone! As you all know, the October 25 Craziest Person election is ongoing! This year, I’ve decided to actually do something in the region and run for Craziest Person because I deserve it and anyone who runs that isn’t me is a total tyrant and should be dealt with.
Things I’ve done in the South Pacific:
- talked sometimes
- participated in the totally not obsolete and totally not useless military of TSP!!
- gave dessert to everyone
- i was actually delegate for 2 years but i was letting griff pretend to be delegate, don’t worry about it
Things I will do:
- improve relations between the political parties of TSP
- promote peace and prosperity all across the world!!
- revoke the election commissioner’s powers so he can’t elect some random ahh fictional person that doesn’t exist for craziest person
- i won’t persecute anyone this time i promise
- no corruption!!
- dissolve the military because it’s so useless
- give everyone money and food and water
Thank you so much for listening to my very well thought out speech! I hope you vote me otherwise I will feed you to hyenas.
#jay4crazy spread it everywhere NOW!!!
