I hereby sue @Heliseum for their impatience and .here-ing to update almost 2 hours before it started.
My evidence:
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I am being targeted by an unreasonable and unsavory suit that should be struck down immediately!
Firstly, this court (as a TSP Forum) does not have juristiction to handle Libcord (international) law.
Secondly, the 1-hour rule is only in place during large sieges to control the masses of new liberators. I submit to the fake court that there was no large liberation this night and the typical 2-hour guideline applies. I don’t deny .hereing at 10:01, but that was not against the law!
More damningly, though, by filing this superflous lawsuit, Utopia has commited a serious crime of leaking messages from an OPSEC channel. The screenshot in question is from a channel technically behind the roling system of Libcord.
To backup this claim, I would like to submit the expert testimony of TITO commander Flying Eagles:
As Utopia’s commanding officer, I am deeply concerned by this behavior.
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The South Pacific however does hold the power to hold members of its military responsible for their conduct and behavior, regardless of where it takes place. This lawsuit is quite clearly over the behavior of a member of the SPSF.
The staging channel is not OPSEC, as is clearly stated in the welcome channel:
It is deeply concerning that a member of the admiralty is not aware of what is and isn’t OPSEC.
I would also like to add an exceptionally important point in that Heliseum explicitly consented to being sued, as he said “Sue me” in the imperative. As he is a commanding officer, it would be highly irresponsible for me not to follow such an order since its surrounding matters of the military’s operation.
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I also sue @Heliseum for not identifying as detergent
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IN THE FORUM COURT OF THE SOUTH PACIFIC
Age of Utopia v. Heliseum
As the Deputy Minister of Media, Subversion, Sandwiches & Shitfuckery, I hereby assume jurisdiction over this matter.
Upon due consideration, the Court finds in favor of the injured party, Age of Utopia. Accordingly, Age of Utopia is awarded one pie as compensation for emotional distress. Furthermore, Heliseum shall pay punitive damages in the amount of ten pies.
Each party shall bear its own costs in this lawsuit.
It is so ORDERED.
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Though I maintain the argument that the 1-hour rule was no longer in place and thus I did not break any such rule, I am persuaded by ego alone to accept that I did technically order Utopia to “sue me.”
As this cannot be categorized as anything better than both “Subversion” and “Shitfuckery,” I will recognize the minister’s juristiction. As such, I will commit to leaving the “pie_tspie” emoji on Utopia’s next eleven posts. I shall be happy to spread the pieist cause, in whatever form of potential tonal dissonance may occur.
I’m glad we could reach a reasonable conclusion.
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A jury must be assembled at once!
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