Crumbl Cookies is peak Utah. Wash it down with a Swig.
“YOU ARE BANISHED FROM AMATICA!” The court gasped. “No…No!” Braxxxxylyyyn yelled as he fell to his knees, begging for mercy. The Rex had a look of hate in his eyes. “You dare to try and give away secrets to those Gallic Bastards?! I should have your head hung up on my wall! Our guards will be escorting you out of here!”
“NOOOOOOOO!” Braxxylyyyndoughdough screamed as the guards picked him up. “HAVE MERCY!” The Rex scowled. “Send him out of here!”
The guards walked across the entire city as Braxlylyn screamed and kicked. Eventually, they just tossed him outside the city gates.
Braxllyn picked up his belongings and began wailing, his store had been destroyed, he was banished from the city, where was he to go? The Gallians would never accept him now that he’d been caught…suddenly, his blue orbs lit up with joy and whimsy. In front of him, was the legendary Gaycationist Emperor Bob. Braxxxxxxxylyyyn covered his hiskawaii face with his kawaii hands ‘‘i-i’ve been waiting so long.. just for this…’’ He said.
Moe frowned, “What? No, my personal slave died of leprosy, get in the cart.”
“Oh sh-” Moe threw Braxxxxxxxxxxyn into the cart.
(Thoughts?)
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Too much words. I ain’t reading all that
YEEEEEHAWWW!
Today class, we’re playing amatican booty tickle tag!
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I ban ace
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YOU WILL PLAY AMATICAN BOOTY TICKLE TAg!!!
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Nayy
I’ve been playing Guitar for 5 years now, and I did Violin for 3 years, one of the most annoying things I’ve ever heard is “Can you play something less boring?” Sfym Reproductive Product 67, otherwise I’m gonna create guitar strings from your worthless organs cause even the black market wouldn’t want them and then I’m gonna play DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD! IS THAT BORING FOR YOU?! HUH?!
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Play stairway to heaven!!!
ILL MAKE YOU LAND ON THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!
starts playing “Karma” by Jojo Siwa
I declare war
I declare Switzerland
People who don’t post hot takes in the hot take thread must be forced to drink very hot water
Nay no hot takes in my hot takes thread
AN should drink very hot water
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE. o
AN should also drink very hot water
Hot take: very hot water is delicious
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