#FranzForCraziest

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This is Franz (or The Novum Regnum), a candidate for the Craziest person in the South Pacific.
Now, I wouldn’t call myself a crazy person…
I mean beginning an active military operation against an alarm clock is NOT crazy.
But, I am going to be dedicated to this role.

HOW?
I will -

  1. Destroy the HILL, and become King of the MOUNTAIN
  2. Start MORE military operations against an alarm clock
  3. Remove Rickrolling, and begin a new era - RALPHROLLING
  4. Actively work for the Constitution II of the South Pacific to become our real constitution
  5. Officially ban TUA
  6. Not doubt myself (like CayoNS did in his campaign)
  7. And more…

And what do you get?
Well, unlike some people (cough Halo cough), I am not selfish
You will be provided a lovely slice of cake :cake:
What you’re a pieist? WELL DEAL WITH IT
What you’re an ice creamist? Ok, understandable. Have an ice cream instead :icecream:

Thank you,
I will see you after the election

PS: No offense meant to any pieists!
PSS: Feel free to ask questions if you really want to!

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What will you cough do with the ice creamist radicals?

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What will you cough do with the ice creamist radicals?

I will cough teach cough them the ways of the cake.

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Will you use violence when removing my- uh, the hill?

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Will you use violence when removing my- uh, the hill?

WHO said about removing the hill?
I’m going to THROW THE MOUNTAIN ON TOP OF IT.
You can judge if its violent or not.

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Yeah, it was definitely you

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Is throwing a mountain physically possible?

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ANYTHING is possible if you are crazy enough.
You wouldn’t know.

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will you hurt me if you win?

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Do you realize that there is no candidate that has the username CayoNS?

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*Of course not

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No, I do not care enough about other candidates because they’re gonna lose anyway.

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I see that you oppose TUA and probably MEAT. But do you also hate the services of PEAS?

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I only go to war with some alarm clocks. PEAS is actually nice.

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#AnyoneButFranzForCraziest25

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Can we not MAGA-ise this election with that kind of slogans and rhetoric, even if it’s in jest? It’s in rather poor taste given the very serious consequences of the actions by those who promote them out in the real world.

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Ok, I’m sorry, Mr. Election Commissioner
I will remove MTCA

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I thought this part should be changed, but if that is what you think… I’ll leave no more comments on that

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Listen, i deleted almost everything… just let me keep this (Without the other stuff, I don’t think this means anything)

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Well, I am not the one who judges what can and what cannot be accepted