#franz_forever

Election Central
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am Franz and I want YOU to vote for me in the election for Craziest Person!

Now, I was wondering, how does one go about winning an election?
So I asked the smartest person I know… MYSELF!

And I came to the conclusion that people love gifts!

So, here is a list of all the things I will gift you if you vote for me!

  1. A ripe Alphonso Mango
  2. A partridge in a pear tree
  3. One and a half imps
  4. A farm
  5. One slipper
  6. The Nemean Lion
  7. Fried Chicken
  8. Nine Paper Crowns
  9. The French Flag
  10. A Peppa Pig Sticker
  11. The farmer
  12. Ol’ Mac Ronald
  13. A 40 ft tall orange
  14. 3.14159265358… potatoes
  15. A pound of manganese
  16. Measles
  17. [Exeunt. chased by a bear]
  18. Thyme
  19. Punjab
  20. Another French Flag
  21. I :heart: TEAM Cap
  22. I HATE TUA Cap
  23. A 32 light microseconds long stick
  24. Bad Asian Food
  25. An Ice Cream Truck
  26. 1 free Google search
  27. [REDACTED]
  28. Heartbreak
  29. Five Nights at Franco’s (Couldn’t afford Freddy’s)
  30. French Toast on a French Flag
  31. A recording of His Majesty F. F. Franz reading out this list
  32. Thiamine
  33. A private tour of Hell (only available for pieists)
  34. Asterion’s Favourite Hammer
  35. The Keys to Asgard
  36. A second shadow
  37. Chamomile tea
  38. Silence
  39. SCP - 5732’s file
  40. Ranma 3/2
  41. Another Another French Flag
  42. An Italian Flag (changing things up a bit)
  43. Shoes
  44. More shoes
  45. A nail clipper
  46. An autograph from Ronaldo
  47. A private tour of the Regalia Palace - The official Residence of the Novum Regnum Monarchy
  48. A random military invasion
  49. the sun is a deadly laser
  50. A cute puppy

[3498 items later]

3549.MORE MILITARY INVASIONS
3550. And one more French Flag

SO VOTE FOR ME!

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Lol

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Nah you should vote for me

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Vote konsa me funny

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Say that in somewhere other than somebody’s campaign, and only post things like questions here.

Speaking of questions, Franz,

  1. Why are you so obsessed with France? Is it because the pronunciations of the nation’s name and your name are similar?
  2. Are the 3498 items that you did not mention all crazy things?
  3. How will you know which people should be given the gifts when voting is done in secret?
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Funny people don’t admit their funny….

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  1. I accidentally ordered too many french flags and need to get rid of them.
  2. Well, crazy is a subjective term, you know>
  3. Uhmmm… I’ll bribe Kringle.
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VERY TRUE

Good boy

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Crazy

But not crazy enough :joy:

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HOW DARE YOU?
I SUMMON THE GODS TO SMITE THIS INSOLENT FELLOW!
NEVER SHALL I ACCEPT SUCH IMPUDENT BEHAVIOUR!
lightning strikes down upon New-Halo burning them to a crisp

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I’m actually the craziest if you didn’t know