ELECTION DISPUTE
Pursuant to § 1(5) of the Elections Act, I, Erstavik, a citizen and eligible voter of the Coalition of the South Pacific (hereinafter “Contestant”), hereby submit this election dispute to the Election Commissioner. As part of this dispute raises questions on a matter of law, I respectfully request that the Election Commissioner refer it to the High Court. For the reasons set forth below, the Election Commissioner’s decision to include @Belschaft (hereinafter “Contestee”) on the ballot for Prime Minister violates the Elections Act, as Contestee is not eligible to be listed as a candidate. Additionally, the Election Commissioner mistakenly listed the Contestant’s name on the “Verify Your Ballot” page instead of Contestee’s, potentially misleading voters into believing they were casting votes for Contestant.
I. The Election Commissioner’s Inclusion of Belschaft on the Ballot Violates the Elections Act
§ 2(3) of the Election Act provides as follows:
To be eligible to be included on a ballot, a candidate must post a campaign in an area designated by the Election Commissioner. The campaign must prominently include a truthful declaration of all potential conflicts of interest the candidate may have within and outside of the South Pacific.
Contestee announced his candidacy on April 18 with the following statement: “I accept the nominations of my loyal supporters/sycophants/minions. The purge shall soon begin.” Contestee did not specify whether he was declaring candidacy for Prime Minister or for Craziest Person. The Election Commissioner rightly sought clarification. However, Contestee’s response: “all the offices”, was provided one hour and six minutes after the deadline to declare candidacy and post a campaign. Moreover, Contestee never explicitly stated in his campaign that he was running for Prime Minister. This omission, combined with the frivolous and obviously AI-generated campaign, created confusion among voters as to which office Contestee was actually seeking. Indeed, the campaign reads more as a comedic entry than a serious candidacy, and it raises the question of whether the true candidate is Contestee or ChatGPT. The latter is ineligible to appear on the ballot.
The statute is clear and unambiguous in requiring that the campaign must prominently include a truthful declaration of all potential conflicts of interest the candidate may have within and outside of the South Pacific. Contestee provided the following conflict of interest statement:
“I have no other nations or citizenships other than Belschaft in TSP, but paranoid and histrionic individuals will be unlikely to believe that. I may or may not be an agent of one or more of the Chinese MSS, Cuban G2, True Korean RGB, Sudanese GIS, or Venezuelan SEBIN but that all seems highly improbable.”
This declaration is clearly ambiguous and fails to meet the statutory requirement of truthfulness. By stating he “may or may not be” affiliated with multiple foreign intelligence agencies, Contestee is clearly refusing to provide a truthful declaration of all potential conflicts of interest he may have had outside of the South Pacific. The statement is also intentionally facetious and undermines the transparency the Elections Act seeks to ensure.
For the foregoing reasons, @Belschaft failed to meet the eligibility requirements set forth in the Elections Act and should not have been included on the ballot as a candidate for Prime Minister. The Election Commissioner’s decision to do so constitutes a grave error.
II. Erroneous Listing of Erstavik on the “Verify Your Ballot” Page
When casting my vote, the “Verify Your Ballot” page incorrectly listed Contestant’s name in place of Contestee’s, creating ambiguity as to whom the vote was actually cast for. Contestant disputes that any such ballot, displaying a vote for Contestant instead of Contestee, should be interpreted as a vote for Contestee. Rather, Contestant holds the view that any such vote must be either counted in his favor or not at all.
CONCLUSION
The Election Commissioner gravely erred in including Belschaft on the ballot as a candidate for Prime Minister. All votes cast for Belschaft should therefore be invalidated. Furthermore, any votes listed as cast for Erstavik on the “Verify Your Ballot” page should be counted for Erstavik, not Belschaft.
Respectfully submitted,
ERSTAVIK