“The Tri-Dessert Tournament was first established some two decades ago as a friendly competition between the three largest dessert factions: Cake, Pie, and Ice Cream. A champion was selected to represent each faction, and the three champions competed in a dessert-eating competition … it was generally agreed to be a most excellent way of establishing ties between the factions — until, that is, the death toll [from the pie faction poisoning the cake faction] mounted so high that the tournament was discontinued. There have been several attempts over the years to reinstate the tournament, none of which has been very successful. However, our own Delegate of the South Pacific has decided the time is ripe for another attempt…”
Part of the Start of Term Feast, as given by Professor Griffindore in:
Max Barry’s: Delegate Griffindor and the Goblet of Cake Frosting
Greetings, my fellow South Pacificans,
We are approaching the end of my third term in office as your Delegate of the South Pacific, and boy, it’s been a wild ride.
My time in office has broadly been defined by navigating the NS-wide decline in endorsements associated with the general decrease in players and the formation of frontier regions. In recent months, it’s been about maintaining and stabilizing the regional base now that the decline appears to have bottomed out. All this time, one thing has remained consistent: The popularity of cake continues to grow and is unquestioning.
At the end of my last term, I said I had no new plans other than maintaining the agenda I had campaigned on before my first term and implemented across the terms. Let’s find out where I stand on that. I will also provide my plans for the upcoming term:
On Endorsements:
I have slightly fewer endorsements now than when I did at the last elections, but they have been stable in this range (+/- 10) since that time. The WA ratio has also remained steady at ~82%, confirming stability despite temporary peaks and troughs in endorsement levels.
On Moderation (and other uses of my powers):
I have continued to assist as needed on RMB moderation and have promptly acted when ordered to by other bodies within the region.
Telegrams:
I have gotten onto a consistent 14-day schedule for releasing fortnightly telegrams. During the first two terms, it was honestly something I would forget to do or think of as a chore to complete, but I have come actually to enjoy it. I intend to stick to the schedule and keep it as an enjoyable activity. Additionally, I will redouble my efforts to ensure that the content that goes out is accurate (proper names/roles) and also is accurate as to what actually happens in the region.
On WA Matters:
I have largely remained silent on WA matters and allowed OWL to issue their recommendations as they see fit, whether it is a preemptive order to vote or an order hours/days after the vote opened. I also ceased granting all discretionary approvals on proposals.
This term, I would like to once again be a bit more hands-on with WA Voting. I’ve noticed that in WA Votes, where I vote later (due to no OWL order or RL commitments), the side I voted on tended to be the losing side (unless I voted on the currently leading side). As the (current) 10th highest endorsed nation and the second highest endorsed Delegate in NationStates, the South Pacific could have a much more significant influence in votes if the Delegate voted in the opening minutes of all votes. That being said, if elected, I look forward to working out (with OWL and potentially the Assembly) an updated policy to maximize TSP influence in the WA.
Cake
As always, my established positions on cake will be upheld, and I will persecute extend a hand to all non-cake lovers as a show of autocracy goodwill.
Recruitment:
ProfessorHenn recently started up a new recruitment bot and initiative. I look forward to utilizing the soft power of my position (head of a region) to invite/recruit nations to the South Pacific.
In closing, I firmly believe that I have administered the region faithfully over the last term and will undoubtedly continue to do so in another term if granted one. The region, I would also wager, is more secure now than six months ago and has been consistently improving in security.
I will now take any questions the Citizenry has for me. But first…
My CoI:
My forum/Discord name is Griffindor, and my only current nation is Ebonhand.
- I have been in TSP on and off since 2014.
- I was a Local Council member circa 2016.
- I was the Chair and Vice-Chair of the APC (did I trigger anyone?
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- I am an Associate Justice on the High Court.
- I am a member of the Coral Guard.
- I was elected as Minister of Engagement twice.
- I am a member of the Citizenship Committee.
The nations Griffin , Griffindor13 , Ebonhand 2 , Ebonhand 3 , Ebonhand 4 , and Ebonhand 5 are/were under my control. I have joint access to Citizenship Committee with the members of the Citizenship Committee.
Other regions:
I was a citizen of Balder from 2018-2020 and was the Lawspeaker/Talman of the Storting/Odelsting (the Chair of their Assembly).
OK! Now for your questions!