Not really “Crazy” but once I fell off the monkey bars and one of the pebbles from the pebble ground (WHY??) punctured my forehead. Now I have a cool scar >:3… and it has resulted in me not having good upper body strength lmao.
I got detention in first grade for scratching a bully with mulch after he’d exposed his private parts and was trying to get everyone else to do that. My parents and teacher were not happy with the administration.
And a much nicer story, I was driving around in a church’s empty parking lot and I almost forgot to hit the break and we nearly went out into the main road.
I also used to suffer from asthma as a kid and once we were at my doctors office for a routine appointment and I decide now to have a full on asthma attack and I vomit all over the receptionists desk and stuff and I think I passed out, the next thing I know I’m in a ambulance with my dad and i decide to wave at people outside.