Constitution II of the South Pacific

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Article 2099 :

The usage of drugs or selling it is illegal.

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Article 2100: Repeals Article 2099 as drugs are an essential part of TSP culture

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Article 2101: Notwithstanding Article 2100, the provisions of Article 2099 shall govern all offenses committed during the period between its enactment and its repeal, and shall further apply retroactively to such conduct.

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Article 2101:
Every article to either this constitution, or the first constitution that “Erstavik” has made, will make, or has been amended, shall be struck down as null and void.

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Article 2102 : Article 2101 is repealed because it would fell some Hall of spam institutions.

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Article 2103: All articles not written by Legislators are void.

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Article 2102: anyone who attempts to repeal an article made by @zhuang will be condemned and their article will be cast as null and void.
Oh yeah, and also article 2101 because it limits free speech

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Article 2105:

  1. The previous article shall be renumbered to Article 2104.
  2. Article 2104 shall be invalid as it limits the rights of constitution II contributors.
  3. Article 2103 is repealed as it attempts to limit the rights of non-legislators.
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Article 2106: The Charter does not give lawmaking power rights to anything beyond the Assembly, hence the entire Constitution is void.

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Article 2107 :

Hereby repeal article 2090 for these reason :

This article says that only article with at least one like shall be valid but, if an article is repeal by an another article and that one don’t reach 1 like, the repealed article will be reistated.

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Article 2108: Hereby wishes everybody who celebrates lunar new year a happy new year, and hopes their dreams come true in this year of the horse.

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May I ask which part of it? I am too lazy to go through it and also haven’t found it yet

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Article IV

I mean, I really hope you know that this thread is a joke thread…

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Of course I do, I’ve written silly articles too you know, like making people use Planck length to measure anything smaller than a baseball

Or making every bicycle that is green have baskets

Or banning baguettes dipped in orange juice

I also did this

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Also you might want to ask Erstavik that question too

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Article 2109: everyone owes me a red packet

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Article 2110: nuh uh!

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Article 2111: so many ones

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Fine
*Gives you red packet with HK$10 from 1992 so you can’t even spend it

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Article 2112: Anime Girls are the best, just the best.