article eye of horus: i am poster of unrelent spam
article ඞ: amogus
Lol
article 𓃉ඞ: amogus play football
Article $: make me rich people
article £: the british pound sterling is the new currency of the south pacific
Article ?: I have no ideas what this article does
Article 68: Is this how many articles we’re on?
Article possibly 69: I have no idea
article 70: the above article is nice
Article 71: agreeing with the above article
article 72: some article idk
Article 74: is just a bunch of legal jargon; tldr very boring
Article ↑: Up
Article 76: SPIT is no longer the official regional beverage. It’s a classic South Pacifican Coconut Smoothie, straight from coconuts right off of our pristine shores. To be referred to as “SPCC.”
Sorry, Kringle.
Article 77: Maluhia must sponsor a SPCC fountain
Article 78: The official dessert of the South Pacific shall be THICC (The Huge Ice Cream Cake)
Article 79: For every three people, their must be one person named Gianni.
Article Adjective: a, an, the
Newspaper Article: The TSP second constitution is crazy!