Colestian stand-up comedy

Hello there! This thread is for pusting only the driest and most unfunny of A1-0 puns! If you got one, post it here, so that we can all not laugh at it.
I just had a random idea and I don’t think this is disallowed or anything.
There aren’t really any rules to this, just come and post an A1-0 pun or joke if one pops into your head

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I’ll start

Why are Colestians always alone?
Because everyone leaves them

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I’ll steal the one legend posted in the discord (because I’m a thief)

What do you call a quadrupedal galactyan?

A chair

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Why did the British come to Colonus?
To search for the vantea

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What was the final score of the last match of the sector’s football tournament?
A 1-0

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What do you call it when an Envari pays for a really big artwork?
A Grand Commision

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What do you say when a demon race can’t pick something up?

Heave them!

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What does an edhel do when they need to insult someone?
They call a roast

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How does a witch do math?
They Hexadecimal

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What does a Kalgyul inhabitant do when they fail to learn Ukrainian?
They try Russian

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What is a military recruiter’s favorite game?

Pikmin

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How do you cure a sick Xeno?
You glass them

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What do you call a murderous Colestian?

A Killestian!

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What does a robot do when their plants grow?
They collect the a-crop-i

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How many Galactyans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: One to actually screw it in and one as the chair to stand on

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What do Rosecordi Scientists use for documentation?

A Rosepoint Pen

(shamelessly stolen from @Legend )

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2 reposts of my jokes already? Man, I’m the master of comedy

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Did you hear about the space bandits who were shot down while flying over a Hydrosian planet?
They’re sleeping with the fishes now!

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An Envari, Colestian, Galactyan and Amicem walk into a bar.
The an Envari leaves the bar

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Ok this actually made me laugh

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