Channel 121: The End of TUA
For only a small 1.20 fee, you can gain the rights to an antivirus that can be sent to anyone who has been infected with TUAv1-4
Channel 122: TUAv5-Better, Improved TUA!
Now this channel is literally a weapon. You can now secretly gift a one-week subscription to more irritating sounds to anyone, literally anyone anywhere that has a television for just 0.5 USD (ignore the price keep going up, we gotta find ways to code TUA into the safest computers and televisions in the world).
This program is not blocked by any of our enemies’ evil programs to block us!
Channel 123: TUA: The End
“And the men behind TUA are being marched off to life in prison. The crowds cheer. Government leaders, FBI agents, and billionaires have all showed p at this historic event. TUA has inally ended.”
A channel which show reruns of various broadcasts of the arrest of the TUA leaders.
Channel 124: TUAv6
All the televisions of people who had cheered in the ‘arrests’ automatically turn to this channel
You thought they caught us all?…
evil laughter
Huh, let’s see how it really ends.
This channel will just send out those irritating sounds while we build v7.
Channel 125:
Build-a-bomb
this channel is dedicated to those suffering from insomnia, psychosis, and trauma that TUA has brought along
You can build the internal makeup to even the livery!
Channel 126: Send-a-bomb
Live telecasts of the bombs from channel 125 attacking the bases of TUA leaders
Channel 127: Return-a-bomb
A channel made by TUA developers who were taking a break from building v7. Shows videos of annoyed TUA employees using parts of the destroyed bombs and a few other ingredients to build new missiles to fire at Channel 125 and 126 owners.
Channel 128: Seriously… Seriously?
A sister channel of channel 82 and 94 and 106 that points out overused jokes. I mean TUA… seriously?
Note: The CEO of Seriously? Productions is appalled that he had to make another another one of these channels and sincerely begs the networking community to be original.
Channel 129: Following Constitution Number Two
This channel shows TUA developers obeying the constitution II of TSP in their free time, explaining just how ridiculous it is. Like using light-years for measurement of short distances… seriously?
Channel 130: Absolutism
Here, our local hosts are completely candid and incapable of saying anything that is not an absolute. For example: “You’re stupid. Beavers are eating everyone. A tree will fall on TUA headquarters.”
Channel 131: Most Efficient Alarm Tech
Finally, the channel/program known as TUAv7 has been completed and released.
With the start of MEAT, TUAv2 to TUAv6 will not be available anymore and its functions will be available in MEAT.
By turning the channel on, you can experience loud, irritating and annoying sounds to wake anybody up in less than 2.5 seconds. You can also use the QR code or link in the channel to reach our homepage, where you can create an account to use the functions of TUAv2 to TUAv6.
Waking people up, for free, more efficiently.
Channel 132: Operation TEAM
TEAM (Tactical Engagement Against MEAT) is a regional task force aimed at stopping MEAT (prev. TUA) by -
- Arresting MEAT organizers and leaders
- Creating preventive measures to control spread of MEAT subscriptions
- Running public awareness programs
- Running Anti-MEAT campaigns
It is current funded by @Franz , @North, @pyrocxrals, TSP(a), Seriously? Productions
Note: If you wish to fund TEAM, please like this post
Channel 131: TSP(a)
The Sub-Par Alarm. We won’t wake you up in the slightest, and, in fact, this channel requires a monthly subscription fee of *$5. All proceeds go to supporting Channel 130.
*Benefits include self-learning TUA antivirus
Channel 134: Counting Numbers: Channel Edition
Annoyed MEAT/TUA developers (looking at Operation TEAM and TSP(a) deciding to use channel numbers 130 and 131 again) teaching you how to count up to 134 properly.
Really, MEAT is the true channel 131!
Channel 135: Acronym explainer
Tired of all those crappy acronyms (example: TUaV, MEAT, TEAM, et cetera) well why not flip to the channel where you can view an acronym for anything and everything!
Channel 136: 21+ channel
Warning: May contain alcohol - your TV, that is. Have fun running any other channel now.
Channel 137: Into the Unknown
Shows some adventurous TUA/MEAT developers exploring the most extraordinary places around the South Pacific and also singing the famous song named ‘Into the Unknown’ as they explore.
Channel 138: Trailer Life
Shows TEAM agents tracking the developers in Channel 137 through the most extraordinary places in TSP and living in a trailer.
Channel 139: Show Yourself
Another group of TUA/MEAT developers that are less adventurous but are good at fighting tracking down TEAM agents to:
- Install MEAT in their electronic devices
- Disarm them and send them to the nearest beautiful beach, too beautiful that it would cause them to forget their mission.
Also, humming the famous song ‘Show Yourself’ during their mission.
Channel 140: Take EM Down!
Record of the 1st Army of the Novum Regnum’s rescue of TEAM agents and the active war against TUA/MEAT.