This channel has been made to give viewers a new channel after a month of nothing new. But unfortunately there wasn’t enough time to plan, so the channel just shows really random stuff- including cats barking like dogs, putting rice into toasters to cook it, throwing oranges into blenders from twenty meters away and shooting arrows at a big red button that seems very dangerous.
Channel 301: IT HAS TO GO TO BE REAL NOW AND NOT JUST BE REAL NOW PLEASE I AM NOT READY TO SEE THE TRUTH AT THIS TIME PLEASE I AM JUST NOT EVEN READ THIS I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN PLEASE HELP THIS TIME I AM NOT OKAY I NEED THIS PLEASE HELP I AM NOT SURE I AM READY FOR THE REST PLEASE I AM READY I AM SO HAPPY TO BE READ THE READ THE REST PLEASE IM NOT EVEN READ MORE PLEASE IM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU ALL LOVE AND LOVE AND LOVE THIS SONG PLEASE
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Channel 306: “hey siri, why is there a raccoon breaking into my house?” “surrender to the new order, the raccoons will have the heads of any and all who oppose the rule of Gary. bow down to Gary before they tie you to a tree and throw tomatos at you.”