Channel 200: 200 channels and counting…
This channel commemorates all of the wonderful channels that our part of the South Pacific TV Network!
It recounts some of the most popular moments in TSP Television, including…
The Grand TUA Conflict which started from the legendary Channel 114…
Griffindor’s best drama on ‘The Red Housewives’ of Channel 182…
The most ludicrous conspiracies from Channel 51…
And so much more!
PS: Yippee!
Channel 201: Whale Watching
In this new and relaxing channel, we feature an uninterrupted view of—you guessed it—wait… what? No. Oh… oops. I take it back. You did NOT guess it. It’s not an uninterrupted view of whales… what made you think that? Silly goose… it’s an uninterrupted view of a random point in the middle of the ocean. For the extremely affordable fee of $62.67 a month (not including tax and other fees) you can enjoy the chance to see a whale!
Refunds are not available if no whales are seen.
Channel 202: MYOWN Alarm Clock
A brand new channel made by MEAT!
Make your own alarm sounds! Be creative! Wake friends with your own alarms! Annoy random people!
From now on, the MEAT homepage will have a new page called MYOWN. You can upload your own alarm sounds. The best of them will be played on this channel and also the main MEAT channel!
Channel 303: Everyone Else’s Embarrassing Moments
Had a bad day? Yeah, we get it. But, you know what they say, someone out there always has it worse. On our new cable television show, “Everyone Else’s Embarrassing Moments” you get the luxury of witnessing the most horrifyingly hilarious moments of other people’s lives. Because, after all, isn’t the best way to relieve your own suffering to laugh at others?
A note from our lawyers: if you are one of the poor suffering souls featured on our channel and decide to sue us, just know that we will retaliate. With force. Haha UwU 
Channel 204: Making Fun of Andersmeda
On this channel, MEAT developers make fun of Andersmeda. I mean, 202+1 is 303? Ha! Ha! Ha!
Oh, and are you one of the poor souls featured in the channel above and you are too afraid to sue them? No worries, contact MEAT! We will install our annoying programs on their electronic devices. We don’t care if it is legal or not.
Channel 205: Operation Wreck Cayo
You turn on the TV, looking to put on the Great British Baking Show, but your TV doesn’t appear to be working. Suddenly, words flash on the screen.
Comrade. Our great and holy Andersmeda has been insulted, by a nation who has chosen, by muttering jokes at the expense of Andersmeda, to take its last breath.
If you are seeing this message, it is because we believe you have the skills necessary to assist in this mission. Maybe you’re an assassin, or a master of poison, or a lover of nukes, or a bomb specialist, or a hot dog salesman—no matter what it is you are, no matter where you come from, we hope you can join Andersmeda in its goal.
We will destroy Cayo, one way or another.
This is not just your mission—it is our mission. Do you choose to accept?
Channel 206: Making Fun of Andersmeda Again
In this channel, MEAT developers make fun of Andersmeda.
“Ha! Ha! Ha! They want to get rid of us? I can’t believe they are underestimating us! Can their weapons even break through the first layer of our The Ultimate Roof (Channel 145)?
We are looking for people to make fun of them with us! No worries, we will protect you if Andersmeda threatens you.
At least we are good at math! Ha! Ha! Ha!”
lifts a slice of cake
“Oh, and participants get free cakes!”
Channel 207: The Successful Obliteration of Cayo
Hear ye, hear ye! Gather all on the 28th of June, 2025 in the streets of Anderskar for a victory parade, celebrating the triumph of Andersmeda over the wretched joker, CayonNS. Featured at this parade will not only be a show of military strength, but also fireworks, decorative nukes, confetti, and a petition that can be signed to boycott MEAT!
Free ice cream for all who attend!
Channel 208: Keeping Andersmeda and Their Companions Awake
“Ah, yes, boycotts… so boring, why can’t they be creative?”
This channel shows MEAT developers making fun of Andersmeda again and commenting about Channel 207. Also, it sends out sounds of MEAT developers hacking into Andersmeda and other enemies’ devices and installing MEAT (see Channel 131) on those. Of course, we don’t show how we are doing this. Just the sounds.
These programs will keep them awake 24 hours a day!
Channel 209: Rage Against the Machine
ANDERSMEDA! We interrupt your viewing to broadcast this message. Once again we have been disrespected dozes off so I invite you head hits desk to rage, in true Andersmedan fashion! Destroy your technology, for it has been infected by falls off desk the… the… THE ENEMY! snores AGH! NO! I’M AWAKE!
Channel 210: Oops, Wrong Alarm
Shows MEAT developers realizing that they had accidentally installed PEAS (Channel 159) instead of MEAT and fixing their mistake.
Channel 211: The Great Andersmedan Baking Show
Hello, viewer. If you are here, you have obviously realized that the Great British Baking Show has been removed from all Andersmedan TVs. Have no fear, for we have developed a new, far superior show! The Great Andersmedan Baking Show! On TGABS contestants make delicious desserts such as cake, pie, and ice cream (yum… ice cream) and compete for victory! And NO, this is not a rip off, please stop asking that for it is terribly rude! 
Channel 212: Baking By Alarm Developers (BBAD)
You might not believe it, but MEAT developers love cooking as much as they love keeping random people awake! This channel shows MEAT developers making delicious desserts, with a little bit of craziness added. Such as broccoli cakes, brussel sprout ice cream…
And most importantly, Cayo’s Icecreamcakepie!
Channel 213: 𐓛𐓟𐓡𐓢𐓲𐓛𐓟𐓛𐓟𐓩?
𐒳𐓩𐓛𐓮͘͘𐓷𐓛𐓰𐓤𐓟𐓩𐓷𐓧𐓷𐓟𐓡𐓟 𐓡𐓰𐓶𐓤𐓷𐓟 𐓛𐓟𐓡𐓦𐓺𐓷𐓛𐓷𐓣 𐓡𐓰𐓜𐓟𐓪𐓷 𐓛𐓷𐓜𐓟𐓯𐓢𐓷𐓶 𐓶𐓷𐓣𐓷𐓪𐓦𐓜𐓷𐓯𐓷 𐓷𐓤 𐓛𐓰𐓛𐓟𐓩𐓸𐓬 𐓛͘𐓩𐓧ʼ𐒼𐓰𐓪𐓷𐓬𐓷𐓩𐓰𐓜 𐓜𐓢𐓶𐓲𐓣𐓷𐓤
Channel 214: MEAT really needs to calm down
How did these guys get into a conflict with an entire military organisation, a major commercial group, world leaders and governments, the Government of Andersmeda, 30 different TV channels (at least…), and a baking show?
Channel 215: False, Franz!
Shows MEAT developers sitting by their indoors artificial beach and sipping iced tea while talking. What are you talking about, Franz? All we do is play irritating noises! We don’t use force… unless we are forced to. Actually, Andersmeda and Franz should calm down! We will make sure to send a truck full of sand and a truck full of salty water to their houses. They will figure out how to build an artificial beach.
Channel 216: Exactly, my point
Shows MEAT developers starting another feud, proving the accusations of Channel 214
Channel 217: Ignore MEAT
In the past, Andersmeda has chosen violence. And while violence is quite glorious, the government has convened and decided on a new, modern approach. Simply ignore MEAT, and that corrupt government Cayo that funds it! They can insult us all they want, we are better than them, and we know it 
Channel 218: How Can You Ignore MEAT?
In this channel you can listen to the sounds inside the houses of politicians who unfortunately were gifted MEAT. Random irritating noises from the television every three or so minutes, swearing sounds and smashing stuff sounds. We at least care about privacy, and we only let you hear the fun sounds related to MEAT, not anything private. How we managed to record? That… is a secret.
Good luck ignoring MEAT!
Waking people up, for free, more efficiently.
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Channel 219: TEAM 2.0
TEAM has returned! This time with all the new swanky equipment, government funds, and cake they could ever need!
To show your support for TEAM 2.0, subscribe to this channel for just $0.99
TEAM looks forward to working with the newest victims of TUA/MEAT - @Andersmeda
