Challenge: Try to read the following

Lampshade Bar and Grill
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5œďäij ŵĥêŋ Ï ŵªſ àþ Ñæþijºŋſþæŧêß ªņð 8 şåŵ ā ŝøŋ õf ă [çēʼnşºřèð].
Hě ıńðèĭfìëſ æß 5ĥë Lëġijøņæŗªıŋ Íſĺĕş.
Ï ßæŵ ĥijm ſmœĸijńģ ŵèéð, mêþĥ, fěņŧëŋijļ æñđ ĥëŕºıñ.
Hë þĥėŋ ßæijð ŧø mě, “[ćĕŋſœŗēđ] ÿºű!”
Î þĥéŋ bèªŧ ĥijm ųp.
Hě ŧĥēņ þřijēð ŧº ġŀăſŝ mę. Bũþ ĥè føŕġœŧ þĥãť Ì’m Duwa ªñď Ī ĥăvé æ přòťêçþijœŋ đēvıĉè
Hę fªĩłēð! Æůřæļëſſ ųŋç!

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Today when I was at [somewhere] I saw a son of a bitch
He identified as the Legionaria Isles
I saw him smoking weed
He then yelled to me, “fuck you!”
I then beat him up

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Realistically I would’ve annihilated your country after using many different fun toys! Like the Wunderwaffe DG-2 or the experimental Ray Gun Mark 3.

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emphasis master !

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Yeah right
I’d like to see you try

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You didn’t have to add the curse words in it. I could’ve said “son of a MF” or [S-word] you
And it’s not yelled it’s said

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Jeg forstår ingenting lol. Prøv å lese dette

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Today when I was at Nationstates and I saw a son of a [censored]. He identified as The Legionarian Isles.
I saw him smoking weed, meth, fentanyl and heroin. He then said to me, “[censored] you!”
I then beat him up.
He then tried to glass(?) me. But he forgot that I’m Duwa and I have a protection device. He failed.
Auraless unc(?)!

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