Is this topic really what it seems?
Alright, the rules to this are simple. Vote “pie”, “cake”, or any variation of those words. Feel free to debate, as per the usual.
If you somehow violate these, the punishment is self-defenestration.
After ten votes, the answer will be revealed
I’ll start.
PIE
CAKE 
of course!
Pie
Cake
Cake or I’ll ban you
(Also not me shamelessly changing the title 
)
ICE CREAM CAKE 
dessert
Cake
I cast my delegate polls vote for Griffindor as a proud cakist!
cookie
Piecake obviously. Dessert wars are cringe.
Well, there’s the final vote.
Who said it was a desert war?
“Is this topic really what it seems?”
The final score: PIE - 3, CAKE - 7
Here’s the secret: They were acronyms for two equally bad groups,
C.A.K.E., Clandestine Anarchial Knuckle-cracking Enjoyers, and P.I.E., PayPal Investing Entepreneurs.
Y’all just voted on which group TSP should expel, and the majority has spoken.
Damn, i missed my chance to support the deportation of the Caketalists.
Sorry, I kind of rushed this topic.
But feel free to deport C.A.K.E. members regardless.
Well, you certainly won’t be using my delegate powers to expel my fellow cake lovers…
Just be grateful I’m not turning my banhammer against you today… 
I suppose we wil have to appeal to Amerion to expunge the region’s caketalist threats.
Hey, I never said C.A.K.E. members all liked cake. It’s just a coincidentally named group that wants to drive the government out of TSP via a horrid torrent of knuckle-cracking.
PIE! Of course!