Hey there,
Welcome back to another update from the Cabinet! This week, we’re gearing up for some exciting new events coming your way. Let’s dive in.
This Sunday: Now This is… WikiRacing?
By Minister of Integration United Disney States
Join us and our friends from [region]the Plains of Perdition[/nation] this Sunday at 8pm Eastern Time to race across Wikipedia! If you’ve never gone WikiRacing before, the goal is simple: click on links across Wikipedia to get from one article to another. Join the event at the Plains of Perdition’s Discord server.
Resident Spotlight Returns Swiftly!
By Minister of Culture ProfessorHenn/Sporaltryus
After a year hiatus, the South Pacific’s longest-running interview series is back, with a spotlight on current Chair of the Assembly, former Prime Minister, and more in LordNwahs/Differences-In-Differences! You can find it here.
Hockey Hails!
By Minister of Culture ProfessorHenn/Sporaltryus
The South Pacific Hockey League, for its inaugural competition, will be starting next week on March 14th! Four teams, the Ice Creamists, the Pielatariat, the Cakeoisie, and the Visitors will compete for the Fudge Cup!! See more details here.
Cartography Commences!
By Minister of Culture ProfessorHenn/Sporaltryus
In the last update, the Ministry put out a request for Government Island Cartographers. I’m pleased to announce that we have accepted the applications of 3 and will commence on our map-making here in the very near future!! Congrats to Age of Utopia, Kami0, and Balvoria!!!
SwanVision Soon!
By Minister of Culture ProfessorHenn/Sporaltryus
SwanVision is also making a comeback! Trivalve, long term member of the community, is taking the lead on hosting another edition, along with a special co-host to be announced soon!
Non-Believers Becomes the Secretary of Integration!
By Minister of Integration United Disney States
After two weeks of getting applications to become the Secretary of Integration, Non-Believers has been hired to become our Secretary of Integration! Please give Non-Believers a congratulations when you see him. Non-Believers will help the Ministry of Integration with starting and advancing recruitment and figuring out new integration methods. The Ministry of Integration is so lucky to have this new addition to the ministry. I want to thank everyone else for their interest in becoming the Secretary of Integration. If you have any questions regarding integration, feel free to contact.
The War Never Ends…
By Prime Minister Pronoun/Esfalsa
Thank you to all of you who heeded the battle call this past weekend as NationStates erupted into nuclear warfare. After a hard-fought 24 hours, we and our friends came away in second place, landing over 2.1 million strikes and intercepting over 1.7 million nukes! Stay tuned for the next round of N-Day in around six months.
But if you enjoyed the feeling of reacting to on-the-fly orders and frantically clicking around to launch your nukes or deploy your shields, you might not have to wait six months. Our regional military, the South Pacific Special Forces, is always looking for new recruits. (N-Day is how my time in the military started, anyway.) And while we don’t launch nukes at each other, we fight for something that doesn’t go away after 24 hours: defending innocent regions from being forever claimed by invading forces. If that sounds interesting to you, just follow the steps here to start your military service.
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Faithfully,
The Cabinet
Prime Minister Pronoun/Esfalsa
Minister of Culture ProfessorHenn/Sporaltryus
Minister of Integration United Disney States
Minister of Trading Cards Banexet/Drew Durrnil
Minister of Foreign Affairs Concrete Slab