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Councillor Tanardo Jiao of the Dragon League has been voted the best fighting representative of the Chungyuan Council.
The Voice of Chungyuam, Tian’chuan (Chungyuan)

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Another brawl continues in the royal parliament as a representative was seen watching porn in a parliamentary session. The ensuing call out led to another brawl between parties.
Lotus News Agency WORLD , Hsi’An

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Poll of Jintzer residents on the Porngate scandal finds that 84% of the cities residents believe Arnchow is too prudish.
Jintzer Telegraph , Jintzer

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Councillor Tanardo Jiao of the Dragon League encouraged the construction of a wall with the mountainous border with Andredia. Stating: “Let’s raise the mountains between Peih’yuan & Jyinsan by another 2.000 m so that there are no passes for illegal CBR refugees to pass from Andrendia.”
The Voice of Chungyuam, Tian’chuan (Chungyuan)

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Among the results of a local internet survey, 34% of Chongkang’s residents believe that Chungyuan Council “should stop fighting each other”. A comment left by a netizen (u/tan010) on Telit (t/arnchow) reads on the latter that “Even though Chungyuan does make meaningful legislature, it would be nice if they don’t try to kill each other every now so often; it’s not a good example for Arnchow, especially her younger generation.”
Tachong Provincial Broadcasting, Chongkang (Tachong)

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An illegal protest was recently staged outside the Tachong City Council by ultranationalists demanding the Arnchow national government to invade all of northern Balitem. The city police has dispersed the crowd with tear gas after three hours of clashes. The police chief cites his rationale on the situation, when confronted by the press, that “hate speech is not free speech”.
The Echo of Tachong, Chongkang (Tachong)

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Mr. Zhi Hua-hseng, a local Dragon League politician, has advocated, in the Provincial Council, for the “total elimination of the people of Terkiang by a new provincial militia for not advocating for the destruction of the CBR”. He has since been transported to a psychiatric ward, although some unconfirmed witnesses allegedly suggest that he might have been discharged swiftly after his admission.
The Echo of Tachong, Chongkang (Tachong)

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The Tachong Provincial Council has declared war against “all members of Chungyuan Council” for “being wolves who (redacted) their mother.”
The Echo of Tachong, Chongkang (Tachong)

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The Lungcheng Provincial Council has ordered that a Provincial Militia be established, using equipment bought from Denvari Arms, in order to protect the Provinces Borders and maintain the current Commonwealth Government. It is has been unconfirmed at this time how much Equipment the Lungcheng Provincial Militia has in its arsenal.
Nagapuran Times, Nagapura (Lungcheng)

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The Provincial Government has inexplicably announced “a big f*** you” to residents of Lungcheng living and working in Tachong by forcing all businesses inside the province to reduce the income of those born in Lungcheng to AC$0.00. Businesses are questioning the sanity and legality of these actions. Some businesses are moving out of the province with immediate effect.

In other news, a dog named “小明”, with the aid of several protestors, has’overthrown’ an office of the Mahnmun Town Council, just north of the county border of the city of Chongkang.
The Echo of Tachong, Chongkang (Tachong)

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Premier Yeung of the Jintzer (Jyintion) Province condemns both the leaders of Tachong and Lungchang for stoking internal conflicts within Arnchow, and promised to use the provinces significant economic resources to coerce the regions into pursuing a moderate and business friendly course of action.
Jintzer Telegraph, Jintzer (Jyintion)

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Politicians in the province of most spectrums, outside of the Provincial Council, who have “objectively not lost their sanity” have announced their denunciation of the current Provincial Council and have appealed to the people to “help us press for the Constitutional Court of Arnchow to forcefully and urgently remove them from power”.

Meanwhile, the provincial representatives of the Dragon League has announced that “this is fine”.

The Echo of Tachong, Chongkang (Tachong)

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Mr. Han Xinyi, a member of the Terkiang Provincial Council, lost nearly $10,000 over, allegedly, a series of online gambling sites. Mr. Xinyi blames the current government of Arnchow for his apparent “lack of luck”
The Lima’stana Gazette, Lima’stana (Terkiang)

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Members of the Istanokota council have unanimously voted to ressurect the defunct Istanokata Defense Force, a loyalist militia disbanded after the Arnchow Rebellion, citing the rise of internal conflicts within Arnchow. Councilor Alarai Yi claimed that Istanokota must never again be caught off guard by the embers of rebellion by ambitious nationalists.
Istanokota Tribune, Istanokota (Yankong)

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Jintzer to increase inspections on riverine shipping through its provincial territory. Publically no reason has been stated, however privately officials are saying its to prevent arms smuggling, the province has requested aid from the federal government.
Jintzer Telegraph, Jintzer (Jyintion)

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Simhokkein City agrees a $600 million investment deal with Izaakian tech giant Taiga. The investment will build a new factory and research facility directly creating 6000 jobs, and indirectly 32000 in arnchow.
Simhokkein Guardian, Simhokkein (Jyintion)

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A forest has caught fire in eastern Tachong. A haze is currently setting in from this fire as civil defence struggles to neutralise the threat. The haze is set to engulf the province, and might eventually extend to other provinces in Arnchow, subject to weather conditions.
The Echo of Tachong, Chongkang (Tachong)

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The Tachong Provincial Council, now dominated by hardliners, populists and ultranationalists after “every last sane member” has resigned, has decided to order the closure of all Civil Defence units in the province with immediate effect, citing “commission of gross fraud over a non-existent threat”.
The Echo of Tachong, Chongkang (Tachong)

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Provincial guards are currently raiding the offices of this media outlet. They have lethal weaponry and have already threatened to shoot one of their journalists. This outlet might potentially be shut down in the next 72 hours.
The Echo of Tachong, Chongkang (Tachong)

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