Ari 4 2025 October CRAY CRAY Election

Hello everyone, I, Arilandiana Grande Reynolds Hamilton Fazbear Snake Beyonce Gaga Mars Amme Canamerico and Greenland Kasane Teto Chrysler Hatsune Miku Aristottle Glorkus Volkus LXXXVIII Konsa Erstavik Zhaung Legionarian Antoinette Landia Christ, Acoylate of the Concrete Slab, Harem Master of the Goth-Witch Hello Kitty Furry Latino-Polish Tomboy Tomgirl Marine Femboy Harem, Grande Reynolds Hamilton Fazbear Snake Beyonce Gaga Mars Amme Canamerico and Greenland Kasane Teto Chrysler Hatsune Miku Aristottle Glorkus Volkus LXXXVIII Konsa Erstavik Zhaung Legionarian Antoinette Landia Christ, Acoylate of the Concrete Slab, Harem Master of the Goth-Witch Hello Kitty Furry Latino-Polish Tomboy Tomgirl Marine Femboy Harem want YOU to know that I’m going to run for Craziest!

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“Why should YOU be elected as Craziest, Ari?”
Good question! I have been very active in the nonsense that is the TSP RMB. Such as:

“What will you do once elected?”
With full transparency, I will do the following:

  • Ban singe posts.
  • Full Femboy supremacy.
  • Nothing after that.

“Why are you better than the other candidates?”
I’m more attractive than the other candidates. Politics are nothing, looks are the only thing that matter. (Proof) I also know what the people want, and I will not do anything in my power to do anything about it.

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I want the best Pacific to become the worst. Anarchy shall rule the streets, and I shall live on an ivory tower. If you vote for me, this dream for me, for you, can become true. I can’t promise the worst, but I can definitely say that I am not well equipped for this position.

Vote for a better future for TSP, vote for the best, vote for Arilandiana Grande Reynolds Hamilton Fazbear Snake Beyonce Gaga Mars Amme Canamerico and Greenland Kasane Teto Chrysler Hatsune Miku Aristottle Glorkus Volkus LXXXVIII Konsa Erstavik Zhaung Legionarian Antoinette Landia Christ, Acoylate of the Concrete Slab, Harem Master of the Goth-Witch Hello Kitty Furry Latino-Polish Tomboy Tomgirl Marine Femboy Harem, Grande Reynolds Hamilton Fazbear Snake Beyonce Gaga Mars Amme Canamerico and Greenland Kasane Teto Chrysler Hatsune Miku Aristottle Glorkus Volkus LXXXVIII Konsa Erstavik Zhaung Legionarian Antoinette Landia Christ, Acoylate of the Concrete Slab, Harem Master of the Goth-Witch Hello Kitty Furry Latino-Polish Tomboy Tomgirl Marine Femboy Harem

Campaign Slogan:

Campaign song: https://youtu.be/czLYl4fM8yk?si=3B76N3BotBJQjUSN

Blah blah, victim Pētea.

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This brought a tear to my eye. I am simply in awe and somehow pregnant from the banning of single posts.

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I must say you have an extravagant name. HOW ABOUT YOU EXPLAIN EVERY PART😈
evil laugh

(jk you dont have to do that)

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His last names are those of Ariana Grandes, Ryan Reynolds, Alexander Hamilton, Freddy Fazebar, a snake, Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars, @CayonNS Me…and a bunch of other people.

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Hmm..

Intresting, is it not?

Hello there! I aM hErE tO aSk A cOuPlE oF qUeStIoNs.

  1. Will your ivory tower be made of ivory or be colored ivory white?
  2. Are you Pētea?
  3. Will you not marry me?
  4. Which dessert group do you support?

Thanks!

Hello! Thank you for your questions!

  • It will both be a tower made out of ivory, and it will also be coloured ivory white. Best of both worlds
  • Yes and no. I am Pētea, since Pētea is everybody, but I am also aetēP.
  • B-but I have to catch them all!
  • Cake and Cobbler (WHICH ISN’T A PIE!)

I love these questions! If anyone else would like to inquire about my campaign, I highly encourage it!

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Will you help me with my homework?

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Sorry, I don’t think I can. I don’t know math, I don’t know English, French, German, Science, or whatever you might need help with. I can only help you with your Femboy needs.

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Can you get me a femboy that knows whatever I need help with?

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Take Jeremy.

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Ok Jeremy! You will have to be my clone and go to school until december. Have fun!

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Are you winning, son?

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I sure am, Ankle-Hater God/Dad.

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So awaiting the inevitable of @Roavin asking me about my feet and shoe policy.
As long as it isn’t ankles and that they are femboy feet/shoes, they are free to roam in my regime!
I don’t have much for the shoe cause, but I have this.

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Why is it blurred?

Surprize! From a clear bag.

This upsets me.

Really? I thought it would be up your alley. Guess I thought wrong. I am sorry to upset you, Amme.

Well, I am open to more questions for my term as Craziest!