I have to decline my nominations, as flattering as they may be. My main concerns are that 1) I am thoroughly unsuited for the role (or at least my own standards for the role) at the moment and 2) I personally think that I would benefit from some experience in various cabinet portfolios before making an honest run for this position.
I second the nominations of @Welly, @ProfessorHenn, and @Pronoun for PM.
I nominate @HumanSanity and @KrisKringle for PM.
I nominate Emperor @Griffindor for Craziest Person.