No, you should get a middle part.
BN, should I get a buzz cut?
Yuhhhh
BN, what if I already have a middle part??
Then you should change it up to a 60/40
BN, would I look with blue hair?
You would look like erstavik but blue
BN, should I go bald
Only if you wear a pie hat to cover up the baldness
BN, cake hats or ice cream hats?
Neither only pie
Would you rob a pie truck if you saw one?
Yes, but I would go to confession after eating all the pie
BN, would you blow up a cake truck if you saw one?
Yesss
Would you?
Of course!!
No question??
Answer the question!!
No
You first
No comment
BN, should I marry [redacted]?
Hey! I’m [redacted] YES! YES!
BN, will you attend the wedding
Yes
BN, will you?
No!
Should I?
Yes. There will be pie.
Are you still married to [redacted]?
Yes
Will you marry me?
Already am.
BN, would plugging a ginormous tampon into a volcano stop it from erupting?
What…
BN, are you crazy?